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Learning how to drive is TERRIFYING holy shit

Awesome!! :D

Hmmm.. good question! I luv my black cargo pants because somehow they make me feel very dog. I also have a collar I stole from my cat (she grew out of it) that I wear as a bracelet sometimes! Might need to look at luneprint..

What’s your favorite clothes item/ accessory because canine?

ohhhh that’s a difficult question!

Well, I like the leather jacket I recently acquired! Oddly enough it’s kinda the same shade of black my fur is? (Hopefully that makes sense) I also really like necklaces though! I have the one I bought from Luneprint, it kinda reminds me of a collar so I really like it.

Other than that I’m working on slowly expanding my wardrobe to more of my aesthetic, so I don’t have that much.

Wbu? :D

My favorite part of this fucking hellsite

I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...

"Finds nourishment at the very sight of you" line hits harder because Hannibal is a cannibal. Hannibal's normal hunger runs deep and ravenous; he is unsatisfied with conventional meat: He eats human beings. He craves risk, dominance, danger, and beauty. For someone capable of a gaping hunger like this to be satiated with the mere sight of Will???? For someone with so much desire and greed to be satisfied by the M E R E SIGHT of somebody??????????? OTL

Officer: “how old are you?”

Me, a person in a derealization episode who has no clue who I am, let alone my age: going to check my ID

The officer will now shoot me for reaching.

If you’re wondering how it is being a poc in America, this post should sum it up pretty well.

shout-out to all my super awesome sauce nonhuman mutuals

Reblog this to say hi to your super cool nonhuman mutuals

Yours is very short compared to most I’ve seen ur good bro

Sorry for editing my pinned post again. Let me know if it's annoyingly long

house episode where cuddy tries to call him in for extra hours but due to some old bylaw the hospital never got rid of, house realizes he can call out gay and spends the entire ep dodging phone calls from the hospital/cuddy after leaving a message that goes "i can't come in, im too busy being gay. check the bylaws"

cameron spends the ep trying to figure out if house is actually gay/bi because then she has one more thing in common with him, foreman tries to focus on the patient while cameron and chase bicker about if house is gay. wilson is also mysteriously absent. then at the end, after they finally cure the patient, foreman says something like "and he is gay, you know. or at least being gay today. he went home with wilson, and hasn't talked about seeing strippers in a month"

cut to house at home and wilson brings him tea or something and house teases him about it and wilson responds with "yes i'd make an excellent housewife" and house-not very jokingly-asks wilson to marry him and wilson says ok and the ep ends there and it's never brought up again until house gets admitted to the hospital 2 seasons later and they won't let wilson in to see him because family only, and wilson drops the marriage bomb

I’m so obsessed with this thankuuuu

How do you feel about the dragonfruit dragon from build a bear?

OH MY GOSH HE'S SO CUTE

Also I actually already own a dragon fruit dragon plush!!! It's from the brand squishable and it's so cute and round