Pope Francis Literally Rose From The Deathbed Just To Tell JD Vance To Eat Shit And Then Died On Easter.

Yours is very short compared to most I’ve seen ur good bro

Sorry for editing my pinned post again. Let me know if it's annoyingly long

I’m autistic and I wasn’t trying to be rude.. sorry..

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

“I have a cock- shit I meant I have a Glock- WRONG CLASS I WILL PASS YOUR GUARD” I love being in a class w 12 year old boys they’re idiots

AHHHHHH THIS SEEMS FIRE

(edit: it was go read it rn arghhhh)

Guys I need help

One day I read ONE OF THE BEST AIDLYN FANFIC ON AO3 BUTTT at this moment I didn't have a account so I can't find this fanfic anymore. The fanfic was Aiden asking Ashlyn in a cafe to be his fake girlfriend in exchange for money (I think it was 500 euros per week or per month)so his parents would leave him alone and stop introducing him to girls , except it was fake and he just did it to get closer to her and one day he ignored her to try to push those feelings away except Ashlyn didn't like it and she confronted him and he confessed everything to her. And then he tries to justify himself and she kisses him to shut him up, I. NEED.TO.READ.THIS.FANFIC.AGAIN.HELP.ME FIND.IT.PLS.

TW Species Dysphoria vent :(

Time for my nightly bitch about my retainers and rubber bands. I hate them. This is an internal muzzle and I can’t breathe and I can’t feel anything and it hurts and I’m a dog and dogs don’t feel like this and dogs don’t have these problems. Where is my muzzle and where are my paws and where is my tail and my ears

Bro I need this cut so bad

Yes these are two different cuts but I can’t find EXACTLY what I want so

I love this video bc Monica was just fucking standing on him

John Walker where r u putting your D?????

I’m so obsessed with this thankuuuu

How do you feel about the dragonfruit dragon from build a bear?

OH MY GOSH HE'S SO CUTE

Also I actually already own a dragon fruit dragon plush!!! It's from the brand squishable and it's so cute and round

Tw contemplating sh and suicidal thoughts

Haven’t wanted to kms in months but one reply to a silly reblog I made and all of a sudden it don’t seem too bad :( but my sister is here with me and she’s so little I wouldn’t want her to see that..

Anyways if anyone has ways to not cut yourself pls give me them