Just Thinking About Neighbor! Frank Castle Flipping His Shit When He Finds Out You’re Hurt, He Sees

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

Why isn’t it socially appropriate to say everypuppy instead of everyone :( and don’t say bc not everyone is a puppy, I don’t accept that. Anyways here’s my very short list of words that I like because I am a dog:

Everypuppy

Wagging my tail (referring to little happy wiggles)

Bones/treats (any kind of food that’s yummy but not a meal)

Paws (instead of hands)

Probably more I can’t think of rn..

“Those they thems can’t even pick a gender” wdym I picked two genders. Your ma and your pops. Anywho I’m your parent now xx

“I have a cock- shit I meant I have a Glock- WRONG CLASS I WILL PASS YOUR GUARD” I love being in a class w 12 year old boys they’re idiots

I say “father the fish has whiskers” he takes the entire fucking infection (whisker lookin shit) out of the fuckin fish’s mouth and then the fish is fine. What the hell

No tags if this found you it’s meant to

worrying is like worshipping the problem

Cuntybara ahh family

This was funnier in my head

chat we found it. the holy grail Dick Grayson headcannons

~~Dick Grayson headcannons~~

•about 6’2-6’3 in height

•he’s shorter than Jason and Bruce

•adhd personified

•dyslexic

•the bluest freaking eyes ever

•his mother is Latina and his father is Romanian, so he speaks both Romanian and Spanish

•was raised to believe in God, never specified which religion, he was taught both Christianity and Catholicism

•sunshine boy

•the mother of every friend group

•he’s forever banned from the kitchen due to the pie incident (ask Alfred)

•can’t sit still for nothing

•this mf has no spine. He can bend any way and can do any sort of gymnastics

•more on the lean side than muscular

•he learned Arabic for Damian to make him feel more welcome

•wears his heart on his sleeve

•theater kid 100% he’s the most dramatic human ever

•loves animals

•absolutely terrified of spiders

•he screams then has someone else come kill it

•banned from drinking energy drinks/coffee bc the last thing he needs is to be more hyper

•the homework helper

•refers to anyone younger than him as a kid

•calls the others children

•dad jokes everywhere

•screams when he doesn’t win dress to impress

•gets noise complains all the time

•has been duct taped to the ceiling (*cough* Jason *cough*)

•Disney princess

•sings in the shower (more like screams)

•Damian’s new mother

•pop culture reference king

•loves Sabrina carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo

•dresses up for every holiday

•ABBA’s #1 fan

•forever hanging upside down from the chandelier (Alfred makes him dust while he’s up there)

•very expressive person

•strawberry cheesecake is his favorite desert

•makes friendship bracelets for the batfam (they don’t wear them but cherish them, don’t let dick know)

•titanic is his favorite movie, always cries during it

•everyone’s therapist

•the entire league can come to him with anything and he’ll be there with a box of tissues and chocolates

•stocks up on period supplies for the girls

•loves the Barbie movie

•wears pick bunny slippers around the manor

•snatched waist

•he’s a very pretty man

•indirectly cusses (ex: son of a biscuit, for shreks sake, you’re such a lint licker)

•always smiling

•looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill yoy but won’t because he’s too much of a cinnamon roll

•reads diary of a wimpy kid

•collects squish mellows

Lmk if I missed anything

AHH OMG

im so normal about this art pls believe me

(𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦) The way that you were

Hate how ppl will be like “oh but I love Jon Bernthal bc of xyz reason blah blah blah” or on the flip side say they hate him bc of xyz reason without doing any research into any of their claims. Don’t have an opinion on the guy, decent actor, respects women to some degree, that’s bc I listen to my ma when she says he was a pretty chill dude who didn’t let a guy feel her up. Whatevs. Point is, doesn’t matter if he’s a Zionist or pro Palestinian or a fucking nazi because without sources your argument is invalid. Say he hates women, gimme a source. Say he is always super supportive and respectful of women, great, give me a source. I ain’t saying he is or isn’t one thing or another but what I am saying is that y’all need to start thinking with your brains instead of with other people’s. Goddddd I’ve had enough of this fucking app