Oh To Be A “woman” In The Year 1901 In English High Society Who Sneaks Out Sometimes To Play Little

Learning how to drive is TERRIFYING holy shit

My favorite thing about this is that all of these insults are things I can only describe as “something papa said on the phone once right before nonna found out he had tattoos” and 100% google translated

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

I love this video bc Monica was just fucking standing on him

John Walker where r u putting your D?????

I can’t- WHAT IS THIS

anyone else think random intrusive thoughts and they’re almost always “SAY A SLUR” like ok I get there’s white southerner in my mixed ass but she fucked a native man she wasn’t like that 😭

6 inches sounds like body horror good god

"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

{{I don't know much, but what I do know is this, all non humans have a handful of things-

For example.}}

- A complex and oftentimes contradictory relationship with food.

- A lingering sense of dread over humanites capacity to commit atrocities on the fly.

- A sleep schedule so disorganized it isn't even worth calling it a 'schedule'.

- A parent child relationship thats so strained it's worthy of its own Dr. Phil episode.

And

- One (1), undiagnosed condition of some kind.

I love him

Lol, good stuff.

What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-

I’m autistic and I wasn’t trying to be rude.. sorry..

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?