Everyone Needs This I Fear

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

TW Species Dysphoria vent :(

Time for my nightly bitch about my retainers and rubber bands. I hate them. This is an internal muzzle and I can’t breathe and I can’t feel anything and it hurts and I’m a dog and dogs don’t feel like this and dogs don’t have these problems. Where is my muzzle and where are my paws and where is my tail and my ears

The third post brings me such joy

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

Too many people have died this month. I count 6 that I knew. Fuck.

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

My favorite thing about this is that all of these insults are things I can only describe as “something papa said on the phone once right before nonna found out he had tattoos” and 100% google translated

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

I need help finding a fic! It was bob x reader, less than 5k I think maybe 1-3k, miscommunication trope and reader thinks he’s pulled away but he doesn’t actually? Him and Yelena cuddle and reader starts crying I think that’s as far as I got.

“But ur autistic that’s so fun and silly” bro I act permanently 5 years old whenever I’m mildly interested in something. Do you understand how damaging that was to young me? I’m physically incapable of masking, do you understand how dangerous that is? Do you understand how close I was to being institutionalized? Autistic people are still being demonized. I talk to little kids like I’m a little kid sometimes, do you know how many times that’s made me be called a pedophile? I’m 15 years old. I’m 15 and being treated like a 30 year old man who likes kids. I don’t like kids, (like that) I simply am a kid. I’m autistic, I’m not crying in the corner because I’m on drugs, I haven’t eaten in two days because I have no safe foods and I dropped 5 pounds and the music is too loud so I froze here in the back of a target.

I NEED THIS HAIRCUT SO BAD BRO