Very Unphotogenic Cats That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

I hate them (lying)

Artists of different flavors 💪

i’m all panic and no disco

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

meirl

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

Thor: Ah Khonshu! It has been too long since I saw you last.

Khonshu, muttering: Not long enough you little shit. You bit me.

Thor: Admittedly, I was 5 and thought you were a chicken.

Khonshu: I hate you.

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout