so uh will you b my moot? :o
the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular
Furthering the Lilac-Breasted Roller agenda:
yes. im not sure what else to say but yes.
prank day edition -
'THEY MOVED MR. (INSERT NAME HERE)'S DESK INTO THE HALLWAY'
'god ive been here for half an hour and the cockroaches get me everytime'
'THEY DREW A PENIS'
'are you biologically male? uwu'
'so... circe's a lesbian?'
'NO. you cannot caress the testosterone-filled jacked alpha male's calves, he's going to collapse the bridge and fall into the big mouth things at the bottom of the hole and die.'
'the 100 people left on tumblr after they removed porn'
'water water water water water'
'you forgot to take a shower dude'
'if i ever stop praising hatsune miku i want you to punch me in the face and lock me in a mental facility'
'SPELLING MISTAKES'
'you....WHAT'
so, what should i post about?
so i live in dublin, ireland, which is one of the first places to legalize gay marrige and they are very supportive, so the story im about to tell is just supposed to be a joke.
so i was in dublin city center, and i was wearing black jeans, a baggy green day shirt, a black zip up hoodie and converse with stars and constilations on them.
this like 7 y/o points at me and says to their mom, 'is that a homeless person', and the mother, deadpan, replies 'no. i think thats just a gay'
Just saw a post indicating you're from germany:
Do you say Berliner, Kreppel or Pfannkuchen?
berliner :3
i am a human that uses em-dashes
someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue
Thoughts on manatees? *holds manatee themed microphone*
YES. YES. *steals manatee themed microphone*
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
hi. im nightshade (they/them) and im and entp-t 7w8 virgo that has adhd and is in more fandoms then i can count. i do art sometimes and im ace :0
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