I Saw You Wanted Asks, So Here You Go

srry wrong person

You are someone’s treasured mutual.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

the wood chuck wood not chuck would because all the wood has burned. he chuck american politions

Thoughts on manatees? *holds manatee themed microphone*

YES. YES. *steals manatee themed microphone*

ASKKKKKKKKSKSKSKSSKSK

I NEED ASKS. to all of you how see this, please send asks.

:o i want maryland officially as my moot i would kill for maryland officially to be my moot :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

i am a human that uses em-dashes

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

you know what time it is- quoting all the stupid shit my friends have said

prank day edition -

'THEY MOVED MR. (INSERT NAME HERE)'S DESK INTO THE HALLWAY'

'god ive been here for half an hour and the cockroaches get me everytime'

'THEY DREW A PENIS'

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

can you write extensively about something you wish someone would ask you about? i need things to read and i think you said you need things to write

ok so im not good at paragraphs but here are my favorite dnd quotes from the campaign im in

'so here are what gods are mad at you...'

'dont go into the long grass!'

'so how do we make circe not a pig?'

'do you circe would take offence if i told her i was dorn at a very young age?'

'*jazz hands* circe doesnt remember*

'you would figure this island would have better security'

'IMA BUY BELGIUM' *side eye*

'lets get out of this testosteron filled temple'

'we need more guys.'

'pork chops? pork chops.'

'eat the torch'