My Gabriel Hot Take Is That The Reason He’s Like That In Season One Is Because God Designed Him To

My Gabriel hot take is that the reason he’s Like That in season one is because God designed him to be someone who is really passionate about, like, operating charcoal grills and experimenting with microbrewing, and he’s not getting appropriate enrichment in Heaven, which is leading to behavioral issues.

My ideal season 3 Gabriel plotline would be that he has chilled out into a friendly, weirdly well-adjusted guy whose deepest desire is to host barbecues. I also think he should have decided, apropos of nothing, that Aziraphale and Crowley are his best friends, with seemingly no understanding that Crowley holds a grudge and would immolate him at the first opportunity. He calls them frat bro names like “Big Z” and “Crow Man,” and wants to invite them over for board game and charcuterie nights and Beelzebub has to be like “babe they absolutely do NOT want to come over for board game and charcuterie nights.”

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1 year ago

A photo of Sonic the Hedgehog lounging. He has a speech bubble that reads "I WANT every single union in the entertainment industry to go on strike within the next month. i want the creation of media to come to a halt. no TV show, movie or piece of media is worth the exploitation of the creative working class. the industry has moved too fast to house those that fuel it. a total strike. AND I'M NOT KIDDING."

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gayslumber

3 years ago

I think that part of what makes one piece so sexy is that the main characters are all criminals so they're not beholden to anything but their own moral compass and the ties of loyalty to their own crew, so they can do some fucked up things when their loved ones get hurt and it stays true to their character

Like luffy releasing all of the most dangerous criminals in the world just because his brother was going to be executed? Stunning, unhinged, sexy as fuck, keep doing what ur doing, Goda

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gayslumber

2 months ago

i know i just turned 18 but you’d think they’d wait more than a week

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gayslumber

1 year ago

Reblog to make it die faster

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gayslumber

2 years ago

Check Out My Ongoing Comic Crow Time. It Has Crows, And Also Neat Pantheons Of Epic Beasties.

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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gayslumber

1 year ago

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

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gayslumber

3 years ago

Imagine being the first animal to get eaten by another animal in the cambrian era you would be like oh hey dude haha what’s up oh shit oh geez

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gayslumber

2 years ago

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art illustration artists on tumblr digital art artwork digital illustration anyways trans artist Tehe here either way do people want to see this?? like do people want me to post my art? i’m assuming my small collection of followers just like the dumb fandom shit i post which like yeah totally valid love you guys i posted a jokey (imo not that good) piece of yamato and i still get semi frequent likes on it?? i posted it like last year too i do art!! it’s like my thing!!!! my future career!!!!!!! they funky and adorable. like. look em

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gayslumber

2 years ago