Just Saw My Deadname In A Random Obscure Fanfic I Was Reading And It Literally Jumpscared Me

Honestly, if the 'Sir Crocodile is Luffy's other dad' theory ever did come true, Oda truly is the only author I can think of that could get the normie audience to empathize with and actively like a pregnant trans man

thinking about how worried i used to be that i was fetishizing mlm relationships before realizing i’m actually just a gay man myself and all those times i stared at gay guys kissing, i was just thinking about and wishing i was one of them

there were a lot of moments that should’ve made me realize i wasn’t cis but that’s one of the most common and funny ones in my opinion. well, that, and how when i was like 8 and i’d play Animal Jam religiously, i’d pretend to be my own twin brother and got like 3 girlfriends

that good ol’ pre-trans nostalgia really be hitting today

had some very scholarly thoughts regarding skypeia

for some reason whenever i’m walking, i always subconsciously drift to the diagonally or to the side

if i’m walking with another person, it doesn’t matter which side they’re on, i always end up accidentally just, walking into them

one time like 3 years ago i was walking home from school and i was lost in my thoughts and i just walked directly into a bush and fell in and scratched the shit out of my face. a guy on a bike across the street saw and asked if i was ok so i laughed out loud and said yeah even though the second i walked into my house 5 minutes later, i burst into tears. it hurt

anyways,,

This week’s chapter has gotta be for pride month cuz I think Oda created my ultimate trans heaven

On that note, I do not want to hear a single person say Yamato is not a man again. If I hear anyone say anything along those lines, I will shove Yamato’s kanabo up so far up their ass, they’ll be able to taste the transness

i am so in love with Mihawk, it’s not even funny anymore. like wtf i’m going insane

he’s a 43yr old goth, gay swordsman, who wields a sword with a giant (and extra asf) jeweled up cross that’s quite literally almost as big as he himself, wearing possibly one of the most actively homoerotic and goth outfits in all of One Piece —which is saying something— with his goddamn tits out AND a cross necklace that’s actually a small dagger. This mf has pitch black hair, a goatee and dumbass sideburns and moustache he somehow pulls off, golden double-ringed eyes, and a constant resting bitch face (which just means whenever he smirks or actually smiles (OR LAUGHS HHH) it hits 10x harder)

Mr. “i totally have a thing (😏) going on with a Yonko, one of the literal most powerful people in the world, and have the confidence and ability to act dismissive and annoyed by it”, who also randomly accidentally adopted a pastel goth ghost lesbian and an endearingly dumb, jock swordsman gay who just so happens to be the guy who promised to defeat him. they both just show up at the motherfucking castle he lives in his house and he can’t be bothered to kick them out so they just move in and he takes care of and does stuff with them.

He can’t be bothered to show up to meetings for his job for the literal government, and when he does he pretends to be asleep. He naps in his coffin boat —that’s only light source is his weird ass abundance of candles— and if anyone wakes him up he just cuts their fucking ship in half- because he can and how fucking dare they wake him up? he doesn’t actually care about his job for the government and he only took it to get them off his back, and he’s most likely the strongest of all the warlords (AN: excluding Blackbeard cuz i hate him and i like pretending he doesn’t exist :3)

he’s weirdly yet charmingly posh, he makes reading the newspaper look regal, he farms with the murderous monkeys on his island that he tamed, he’s majestic as all fuck, absolutely gorgeous and the goddamn best swordsman in the world

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