Gaysimp614 - ThatWeirdQueer

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Masterlist for my smut stories/ fanfics

Michael Cimino & Reader

Celebrity Sex Paradise (10 Chapters with Joshua Bassett, Matt Cornett, Jace Norman, Tom Holland, Nico Greetham, Lucien Laviscount) FINAL CHAPTER OUT NOW!!

Sebastian Stan & Reader

Harrison Osterfield & Harry Holland

Shawn Mendes & Joshua Bassett

Nico Greetham & Reader

Joshua Bassett & Matt Cornett

Harry Holland & Tom Holland

Jordan Fisher & Matt Cornett

Gavin Leatherwood & Reader

Anthony Keyvan & Reader

Tom Holland & Harrison Osterfield

Tom Holland & Kit Connor

Kit Connor & Mason Gooding

Leo Howard & Charles Melton

Lucien Laviscount & Black Michael

Froy Gutierrez & Zane Phillips

Peter Parker & Johnny Storm

Gavin Casalegno & Gregg Sulkin

Ross Lynch & Joshua Bassett

Rudy Pankow & Anthony Keyvan

Jacob Rott & Asher Angel & Nico Greetham & Taron Egerton

KJ Apa & Noah Beck

Nico Greetham & Milo Manheim - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PART 1

Leo Howard & Anthony Keyvan - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PART 2

Taylor Lautner & Brian Altemus

Tom Holland & Ben Hardy

Joshua Bassett & Matt Cornett AGAIN!

Gavin Casalegno & Gregg Sulkin CHAPTER 2 - NEW!

rosestarkiller having nasty, nasty sex hmmmmmm

barty thrusting into regulus as evan fucks him from behind. evan smoking gillyweed while barty and reg take turns sucking his dick. regulus begging for both his boyfriends to please cum already but when they do they find other things in their dorm to put inside his boyhole. regulus choking evan while riding him just to get that smug grin off of his face.

but also: established rosekiller pining after regulus. barty whispering to evan as a sleeping regulus is tucked safely in his arms, "i want him. you want him. what's the fucking problem, rosie?"

"the problem is that he doesn't."

"the problem is that we don't know shit. we thought regulus didn't like cock, then i get a fucking handjob after he wins a match against gryffindor. thought the first time with reg was an accident, and then somehow, he keeps accidentally landing on your dick. i guess you accidentally make him cum all the time, too."

"the problem is that his brother suddenly wants him back. wants him with good people and away from us. that regulus is desperate enough to make that deal if it gets him his brother back. the problem is that he pretends this isn't important. the problem is that we make sense, but with regulus we. don't. i won't fall in love with a pipedream. i refuse to."

"you think you'll stop wanting him when the high wears off. you hate him for making you feel this way."

"you don't."

"love, it's always been you two. couldn't possibly think of hating either of you. you and i ruin each other perfectly, don't you think? but wouldn't we make the entire world weep is they saw all of us together?"

"you want a dream."

"maybe i do."

A few seconds before Jesper turns the coin into the key a.k.a. one of my favourite show!Wesper moments

Jesper smiles at Wylan after the 'and there`s no one better than me' line, and then the magic begins.

It`s like Jesper decides 'This is the moment' and concentrates, but HOW he does this! Looking very intently at Wylan`s face, like he`s trying to commit it to his memory forever - or rather to absorb what he sees with his entire soul and then create something out of it. And that`s what he does.

The key Jesper makes for Wylan is imperfect, weird, looking clumsily made with a trembling hand. But in its essence it`s absolutely beautiful, amazing, magical... Not perfect - beautiful. It`s made not with a trembling hand but with a trembling heart - unsure, troubled, probably afraid of commitment. But what this heart does know for sure is that it wants the man in front of him to be happy, safe, welcome and loved. And that`s what it does.

Some create magic with wands, and some - with keys looking like coat hooks.

what a beautiful day to remember that trans people of color exist and deserve better

To all Americans out there:

it's giving princess celestia

Random OC NSFW Asks

A bunch of random, obscure NSFW asks for your OCs that I really want to know the answers to 👀 (thank you to the Discord chat for like half of these)

Are there any names they like to be called in bed/names they call their partner? Any names they wouldn’t use/can’t stand?

Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?

Quickies vs Planned sex—thoughts?

Are they more of a dom, sub, or switch? If applicable, are they a top, bottom, or vers?

Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?

Any place they absolutely would not have sex?

Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving

How often do they have sex dreams?

What’s their favorite way to get in the mood? How do they set the mood?

Are they down for casual one-night stands?

Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?

Would they be more or less likely to send a risky/risque text to their partner in the middle of a crowded/public area?

Morning vs evening sex—do they have a preference?

If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?

Describe their favorite sexual encounter.

Describe their least favorite/most embarassing sexual encounter.

What’s their go-to safe word?

Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.

When they “dress-up” for sex, what’s their go-to outfit? Lingerie, suit, gown, etc.?

What do they like seeing their partner in when they “dress-up?”

What scent of candle do they light after sex?

Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc.

Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.

A song they would fuck/get fucked to

Share a sample line of dirty-talk