Gaylordlady - ✨My Gay Ass✨

Update! (This is my friend’s notes)

Wake up in a tavern morning

Find Matt and an unknown man talking about it

Unidentified man: his husband Teldon.

Matt tells us we are in a loop. Only remember it, but actions have not happened yet. Happens when we sleep??

Elberos makes 20 tacos in 5 minutes.  

A cult called Xenk - in the town, worships 'the one who waits'. Stolethe village - the reason why Matt has no family.  

Matt offers something to help or memories. A potion.  

The daughter (preteen) has a necklace that makes her invisible/unknown to the senses.

Elberos does a backflip (successfully)

We drink the potion, but Elberos drink too much and pass out. We tried to wake him, but he wouldn’t.

decide to stay up past midnight - test theory about resetting at 12pm.  

We got to the tavern and ordered food - The man in the red cloak (snail?) has already paid the exact amount. (Again)

3 people sitting off to the side - joined by Matt Teldon and their daughter.  

Matt?? I think is not eating food.  

Food could possibly be resetting thing.  

They still haven’t figure out that the NPCs are based off of the D&D movie characters. Also, the town name is Gallifae. The One Who Waits is based off the one who waits/

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

WAIT IT WAS 2017!??! HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW????? I WATCH SO MUCH AMERISCAM TV!!!

I’m gonna be honest for a minute here guys, I didn’t know that the dorito cheeto was President until like, 2019. I shit you not, I thought he was running in 2018, no, I’m not joking! I told my mum one night “Trump shouldn’t be presodent, he’s too dumb.” and my mum just kept knitting and said; “OK sweetie.” LIKE I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY PRESIDENT.

WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THAT JOHNNY FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA IS BASED ON JONATHAN HARKER. the fuck?

The Bridgerton's had always been expected to end up in love matches, everyone from the Queen herself to Lady Whistledown believed this. Such a shame that everyone was wrong.

Inspired by @thekatebridgerton 's au where the Bridgerton siblings don't get their happily ever afters, but get sent back in time to Daphne's debut and get a second chance. (this was made with her permission.)

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

He is risen

TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN (2024) dir. Hannah Marks

Anthony kissing Kate in front of the entire ton during a dance

Wow, Barbie looks great! 

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