As My First Ever Tumblr Post (that I've Written Anyways), I Just Wanna Say Happy Midam Day 🧬🧪👼🏼⛓👬👨‍❤️‍👨

Where are you, cause friend

Benefits Of Having Me As A Friend

• I dance and sing along to old Disney channel songs and musicals at 3am

• I randomly quote vines

• I care too much about the people in my life

• I say random funny shit

• I have decent music taste

• I randomly photograph people when they are caught off guard when I think they look pretty

• I’m extremely loyal

• I send cat and dogs gifs when people are sad

• I will hype you up

The last omg

Cute AUs for your OTP:

I’m a florist and you’re a tattoo artist. You think I’m cute, so you come over to my shop every day, but don’t say anything to me because you’re too shy, so you buy enough flowers to cover half of your shop, please just ask me out or ill be out of flowers because if you.

We’ve been dating for 3 months, what do you mean you want to get married to me? No, get up. Get up, GET UP NOW OR SO HELP ME-

• I work as a baker and you’re a police officer. I offered you some donuts and you really liked them, so now you come over every day to my workplace and flirt with me. My stupid- self thinks you’re just trying to get free donuts, so I don’t flirt back, but I want to, because you’re really cute.

• I got mugged on my way to Starbucks and you ran three blocks just to catch my mugger, i don’t care what you say, I’m treating you with coffee and dinner. We agree to meet the next day and have a date. I’m ready to pay, and when I open my wallet I see your number inside. Turns out the mugger was your best -friend and you two have been planning this for quite some time. I don’t know if I should be impressed or freaked out. Hell yeah I want a second date.

• We work as actors for a superhero TV show and everytime we have a scene together you’re so cute you make me forget my lines. I think you’re super annoyed with me but it turns out you have the same issue. Wanna have dinner?

• We’re at a candy store and someone just took the last piece of my favourite candy right before I could grab it. You look like you’re ready to kill.

• We’re both famous YouTube gamers and our fans have been begging us to make a collab together, so we do. I didn’t know it was a scary game, so i spend most of the gameplay being anxious and jumpy but you keep comforting me, oh wow, your lap is comfortable.

• A dog keeps showing up on my doorstep and scares my dates away. Me being fed up, I take him in and care for him. Turns out it’s not a dog, it’s a wolf. The wolf turns out to be you. I know because you wolfed out on the vet for flirting with me.

• You’re a demi-God and I’m a mortal. For some reason, you like me and want to spend time with me, so you come to the mortal world and show up at my house and now it’s my business to guide you through the mundane world, and for some reason you’re more amazed by a toaster than by the magnificent deities that surround you every day. I think I’m in love with you. Oh, some God friend of yours wants to destroy humanity because I rejected him, great.

• I moved in the creepy house my uncle used to own and you’re the ghost that fucks with people until they leave. But I’m a broke art student having the opportunity to live somewhere for free, so you’re just gonna have to co-exist or fuck off.

the dragon prince + characters

Yknow what, why not?

Literally same

Sigh...

Why is sexuality so confusing sometimes? I know 100% for sure that I’m bisexual. But romantic attraction? That’s a whole different game. Some days I want romantic relationships with boys, sometimes with no one. Sometimes I think someone is really really hot but don’t like the idea of dating them. Was that ‘crush’ I had on a female friend just a platonic one?

fuck this, I’m gonna go snuggle my cat.

here’s live stream links if anyone needs them 💖

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the first two usually have an error message pop up, to fix it you’ll need to refresh the page a few times until it’s working. 

Where is this from

Rob Pattinson, but he’s not gay. 

All I know is pain

michael ➤ holy fire

5x22 vs. 15x08

OP I'm sorry. I wasnt trying to be mean. Ik he went through literally hell. and hes traumatized from it. I just thought that him standing there was funny. No ill intent. I promise.

yknow it says a lot when you make a post about a character's trauma with fire and some idiot's first response is "does this b*tch not know how to move haha this is so funny" like???? nobody cares shut the fuck up lmao

@staff I'm begging you to please fix my header and pfp, cause they're not showing up no matter what.