Eyestrain Cw

I feel like the world deserves to see this

Just LOOK AT HIM.

Imagine going on a walk on a really foggy day, enjoying the vaguely eerie, faint and distant aesthetic of it all, and the soft quiet of having no other people around. You're about to cross a familiar bridge when you suddenly feel lightheaded. It's nothing to worry about, just a weirdly wobbly feeling that means you should sit down. And probably get more iron in your diet. Either way, you need to get up and you need to cross this bridge to get home. But now being alone has put this weird fear in you - irrational or not - that if you walk over the bridge, you might get dizzy again and fall from it.

Weird and lonely problems require weird and lonely solutions. Since you're all alone here anyhow, you can act strange if you need to. So you get down on all fours - not on your hands and knees, but on the balls of your feet, like a dog. And like this, you start to slowly creep over the bridge. Nice and slow, happy about your solution that made it feel safe to cross and get home. You can be weird if you want to, nobody's judging here.

You're creeping at a comfortable speed, very slowly, but the bridge isn't that long. You can kind of make out the outlines of things on the other side through the mist. The end of the bridge, a familiar tree, a streetlamp, the silhouette of a bush and-

A person. A human figure. You freeze mid-step to stare. That is the most definitely the outline of a person, standing perfectly still. Staring right at you. You don't know how long this moment lingers, but eventually you can't hold your balance anymore and you have to step forward, placing your open palm back on the cold damp bridge. The figure turns, and takes off running. Bolting off in a very normal, startled way that anyone would when they're spooked.

It occurs to you that you only saw the vague outline of an unexpected person, an obscure figure standing in the fog. They, however, saw the vague outline of you, something perhaps vaguely human-shaped, but moving in a way that people simply do not, slowly, very slowly, creeping over a bridge.

Assuming that nobody would see you, you accidentally became someone's unexplained Silent Hill experience.

TALLY HALL MENTİONED

it's called Hawaii Part II because those are the twin towers

way ahead of you.

This is stupid

WHY CANT I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS ;_;

I dreamed about a setting where superheroes and villains had these scrunkly appearances and superpowers. There were these two particular supervillains, a man and a woman, who were enemies of Dante from Devil May Cry; they were really good escape artists, so every time they were captured, they always got out quickly. After a car chase, Dante captured the man, who was about to reveal the duo's secret. (This is exactly how much detail the dream went into, you understand.) The dream beat about the bush on actually revealing anything until my alarm woke me up.

I immediately fell back asleep, and then I dreamed about playing Half-Life: Opposing Force. It now had raccoons as a mascot; they were, like, running around acting like people, though I don't think they talked. I found a setting in Steam which changed things back to some "legacy" UI or whatever which the dream had completely made up; this caused Opposing Force to load a sort of "background map" on the main menu, like in Half-Life 2 and its ilk, but the camera was zipping around this location surrounding a 1950's-style diner, where a bunch of gunfire and explosions were happening, raccoons were driving around wildly, that kind of thing. in a way that would probably have been really distracting from the game's actual menu. I had an inordinate amount of difficulty actually getting into the game or changing the settings again or something.

Ourple.

wise words from a wise man

Fuck i accidentally misread a post and said something mildly uncool

#help

Aight, so i watched the first 2 episodes of world girl, and uh... I was expecting Dr. Two brains to be an evil genius... I mean he still might be he just feels like the person who's rather kick you in the balls and run off cackling instead of using elaborate planning

Decisive PEAKquod Victory

Ahab Steals first place