Garrytheskeleton - The Fooliest Fool Who Ever Fooled

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This is not that funny, but it IS cuz I'm tired. My processor wouldn't let me rest until I made this. It popped up in my head, and I haven't stopped gigglin about it since

Original:

Joy, mirages kingdom come.

No-one left at stake

Now that existance is on, the way

Let's see, what we, can make.

Question, how far would Dante from Devil May Cry make it in dragon ball? Its implied or stated (forgot which) that he literally SELLS his extra arsenal in between games, so just.. Assume its Dante with every weapon he's collected, including the yamato, running a gauntlet of dragon ball villians. Where does he stop? Does he even get to frieza?

Honestly yeah, its really wholesome.

Also great analysis!

Thinking about how fucking ridiculously kind Dante is.

Trish lured him to Mallet Island through manipulation which lead to him “killing” (we know Vergil survived but he didn’t) his brother but he still forgave her and offered her his kindness, empathy, and even trust and friendship. His kindness impacted Trish so much she was able to become her own person outside of Mundus’ influence. Speaking of helping people change for the better, in DMC X he fights Credo and even though this guy is out for his blood he only wants to help him change his ways and manages to convince him to do the right thing. Which I think is what lead to him protecting Nero in his last moments. The canonicity of DMC X isn’t stated but considering the fact that we know Dante was originally supposed to have a longer campaign I can’t help but think a lot of the stuff in that game is remnants of those scrapped ideas.

He very openly felt bad for Griffon when Mundus killed him despite the fact that he’s loyal to the guy who killed his family and even gave him a respectful sendoff in DMC5. Generally he’s known for roasting his opponents but he still has a level of respect for them which I think is cool. In the first novel he even laments about the people who had to die on his missions, as he despises unnecessary bloodshed even if it involves bad people and popularized showing mercy among the other mercs in the business.

In the anime he often takes on jobs for free out of the kindness of his heart and is happy just being able to help people who need it even if he’s broke. Most of the money he DOES get goes to victims of demon attacks like Grue’s daughters and Enzo who lost his arm because he feels immense guilt for not being able to do what he feels like is enough for them.

He’s shown to be very protective of the younger generation through Patty and does everything he can to shield her from seeing him fight demons because he doesn’t want her to be traumatized like he was at a young age. He does the same thing with Nero, really, trying to keep him from fighting Vergil because he believes the result will either be his nephew getting hurt or him killing his own dad and having to live with that trauma like he did after he thought he killed Vergil. The way he looks at Nero and Kyrie fondly at the end of DMC4 before leaving Fortuna, he was willing to do whatever it took in order for Nero to keep that happy life with her. (Side note, Dante grew attached to Patty like, immediately. 15 minutes in he’s like “WHERES MY DAUGHTER?!” He’s so silly like that.)

It’s nice to see Nero is following in Dante’s footsteps too. In an interview it was stated Nero only really stepped into action in DMC4 because he wanted to protect Kyrie but in DMC5 we see a much more mature Nero who cares about civilians too, my favorite example being how he offered a total stranger food because he assumed he was just hungry. Dante in DMC3 was in a somewhat similar situation, though he was obviously a lot more selfish starting off than Nero ever was until he matured by the end of the game and took on the role of humanity’s protector like Sparda. It was his journey of “waking up to justice” like his dad.

Uhh… yap over. I typed this at 3 AM.

Someone draw this, or I'll have to do it myself.

*APPARENTLY*, that old famous mexican song (the one every bit uses to signify mexico) is about a cockroach needing weed.

Gregor fan club, I may not be your kin per say, but you need to see this.

If you are good enough to draw (I lack these capabilites at the current moment of writing, Will update if i find sufficient flesh to correct that) Theres almost never a reason not to add a tail, and if added theres sometimes no reason not to make it Girthy. Remember; it just looks cool ((please))

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you think he's gonna show up in daima?

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HAWAII: PART II FANART AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so normal about this album..........