My Deepwoken Vespirian About To Run From A Voidwalker So Fast She Ends Up In The East Luminant.

goofiest fucking end screen ever

She's incorrect. They were actually made by the clown INSURGENCY. I cannot believe one as diligent as her would get such a simple fact wrong...

İ once indirectly saw a post about vampires hiding in the ocean, and I'd just like to say that the assumption of some priest not turning the entire ocean into holy water is a bit far off

This idea came to me in a dream

...This aint the funny pizza man... (But it is FASCINATING)

Jolly bomber.

way ahead of you.

the og story makes him sound like a giraffe

The OG Herobrine is just funny to me

That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

pfff

I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."