Athena: Whoever Took My Coffee: Admit It, And You'll Be Forgiven.

if you ever feel weak then just remember that luke got beaten by a blue plastic hair brush, yea the guy who is said to be the best swordsman still lost to an heiress with a plastic hair brush.

Luke (and don't hate me for this) was one of my favs. He needed a family ,but pain can make us behave weird. In the end ,he died for his family ,for the demigods to be saved . In the end only family matters and I truly believe that is better to forgive and to forget

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i was just thinking about this but i wanna know y’all’s thoughts on where luke ended up after he died

Little friendly reminder that Thalia became a hunter thinking that she had no family left just to realize 3 years later that her brother was alive and she will see him dead(probably faster that she expected aka tbm)

Sassiness level 100

Percy: Sir, why do good people die young?

Chiron: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?

Percy: The ugly ones

Chiron: Exactl- wait, what, why?

Percy: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden

If I were to ask me what changed my whole perspective while reading the Rick Riordan series, I would say that I understood that I want not the longest life, but the greatest.

Athena: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ares will and will not eat.

Persephone: Grass? Yes!

Athena: Moss? Yes.

Persephone: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Athena: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.

Persephone: Worms? Sometimes!

Athena: Rocks? Usually no.

Persephone: Twigs? Usually!

Athena: Aphrodite's cooking? Inconclusive!

Apollo: How did you… test this?

Athena: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Apollo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aphrodite: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

just give this guy a breakkkk

Blood of Zeus Hermes is everything I wanted….

Poseidon: Wow my son is amazing! He definitely deserves a break from all this questing nonsense

Hades: My son is the only worthy hero in the universe, no I don't take criticism

Zeus: My son called me unwise so I let him die

Apollo: So how depressed have you been feeling?

Dionysus: I don't care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Apollo: *whispers* Holy shit....