If Mania Has No Lovers I'm Dead

I want the people who follow me but dont know sfth to know that this is not out of context, that there was no context to this, and Tom just decided to start singing and the others joined it

this has been looping in my head all day

finally after absorbing Tumblr posts on pintrest for 8 years i've caved and made a blog. absolutely nothing can go wrong with this decision.

me I fear

Being a grown man phannie is so funny like it’s one thing to get home from high school and binge dan and phil videos but I am a literal therapist mass reblogging dnp posts in my office between clients. Terrible influence indeed

in the words of a very wise person "why would i bother reading something that you couldn't bother to write"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

my new years resolution is to create a "Doctor" list where if you're on it you can only refer to me at Doctor once I get my Psy.D. Currently the only person on this list is my mom's boyfriend because, according to him, "non-medical" doctorates dont count, and he won't call anyone without a medical degree "Doctor". He'll be in for a rude awakening soon

bold of you to post this a wall away from me. I will make you go to bed don't test me

god why do finals suck ass. essay after essay after timed exam essay after essay after exam. in four days. dont be a history major kids, it isnt worth it /j

what a time to be alive

The phandom returning to its roots of being a particularly loud and obnoxious fandom except now we're doing it with the explicit approval and enabling from dnp themselves, what a special time we live in

yall I got fire web creation and disease inducement. I am a god of destruction.

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?