I Think Crowley Thinks Holy Water Is All Blessed By God And Therefore Very Rare. Does He Know He Can

Actually Aziraphale has so many diaries because half the pages are just drawings he did of himself and Crowley

okay but the thing is we don’t talk about the moonlight scene ENOUGH. like yes, it’s obviously one of the most romantic scenes of the show but the L A Y E R S

first you have the red silk. stede’s never seen it before so he has no idea how much meaning it holds to ed, but he treats it so fucking gently and with such reverence that ed is quite visibly stunned. like that is ed’s heart!!! and he just hands it over!! and stede, without fucking KNOWING, takes it from ed’s hands, smooths it out, and tells him it’s LOVELY

and ed’s FACE when stede hands it back. he’s in AWE of him, this gentleman who treats him like a person and not some disembodied evil or mythological monster. idk how the fuck taika is able to put so much emotion in his eyes, but jesus cHRIST

AND THEN ED STEPS FORWARD AND LEANS IN TOWARDS STEDE. HE WANTS TO KISS HIM RIGHT THERE BUT DOESN’T. HE SETTLES FOR A PAT ON THE SHOULDER BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH HIM

and then they part ways but both look back, and ed carefully traces his fingers over the red silk, now carefully folded and tucked into his breast pocket on full display, not crumpled and hidden deep on his person

there’s so much in this scene and it’s only a minute and a half long. THAT is how you set up a romance. istfg this show is a literary masterpiece. if this shit doesn’t make you fucking feral than get the fuck out of my sight

Upon rewatching wwdits, I’ve caught myself several times making that sound Nandor makes. Y’know. Eeeescch.

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Some people relate to Crowley through sarcasm, or an unnatural ability to look stylish at any (most) given moment, or crippling self doubt, or being so in love with your best friend that you can’t see how much they love you back.

Personally, I relate to Crowley because my hair is red and my car caught on fire.

Izzy is that you?

I just lost the game

Girl help I can’t stop re-consuming good omens in various forms simultaneously

I’m a simple man. I see a glimpse of Michael or David and my thumb likes of its own accord