Listen, I'm Having Fun Playing With The Ultra Patriotic Voice, But After A Couple Years In Blue-collar

The sillies

i think mabel pines grows up to be a fat girl. i will simply not have another opinion on this

it's pink time, with miss cinnamon now as a puppy dawg werehog

and a repost of the sonic and tails that go with her, the art and designs are outdated by two yrs sorry but I don't feel like redrawing them rn (and they are both vampires) (they're in the 80s if you couldn't tell)

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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I have very little respect for the entire concept of "single sex spaces" as someone who was never truly accepted in either. I will use whatever bathroom has the shorter line, cis people's feelings be damned.

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

laurie 😔

Springdad AU Funtime Designs! (from the 3rd non-existent movie I made up in my head)

Someone's a big fan