Just For Fun, For The Rest Of The Night I'll Take A Hit Of My Pen For Every Note This Post Gets

i loveeeeee men. shoutout men #man #men #faggot

i love boys with weird little obscure interests

like yes baby tell me all about your favorite movie that came out in 2001 that only you and 3 other people know about. You are the most gorgeous thing ever

my girlfriend: idk i’m just worried that I don’t smell good down there 😔👉👈

meanwhile me, nearly blacking out from how horny i get from the idea of eating her out: that’s fine 👁️👁️

wish someone would let me sleepily suck them off while petting my hair and cooing at me

imagine humping a cowboy’s boots. thats it . case closed

Baby Bro who's the drunk perv. He gets so tired of being pent up. He's touched starved and it makes him cry. Well, it makes him cry AFTER he's about half a bottle of whiskey down.

He sneaks into his sleeping brother's room. Big Bro had a hot date tonight. He even has lipstick on his collar bone still. Baby Bro crawls right on top of him, face red and cheeks soaked. He grinds against his brother's sleeping cock. He needs to get him hard. He needs to feel full somehow.

Big Bro wakes with a jolt, immediately concerned about his Baby crying. "What is it???"

"Nobody loves me."

That is quickly proven wrong. Big Bro has him on his back, plowing his precious Baby into the mattress. Baby Bro mewls and cries as his hole is throughly fucked. But Big Bro isn't stopping anytime soon, he has a point to prove.

i heart weed, transgenderism, and jacking off (preferably at the same time)

Nothing is hotter than seeing transmascs spread their legs when they sit. Hell yeah king, show me your non-verbal dominance. Get comfortable in your seat and heave your chin high. Look down on your subjects and gaze upon your kingdom. Lift one finger up and I’ll be at your side. Fulfilling any and all of your desires. The world is yours, my liege.