I Uh… I’m Sorry To Bother You Again. I’m Probably Making A Pest Of Myself, But I Don’t Think

I uh… I’m sorry to bother you again. I’m probably making a pest of myself, but I don’t think I caught your pronouns? Sorry, it’s just in my line of work, I always try to know everything about everyone, you know how it is.

Oh, they/them? Oh you’re nonbinary? Fantastic. Wonderful. You know, that is the neatest thing, because my… wife’s brother’s friend is nonbinary. Crazy small world we live in, huh? That’s just wonderful. Sorry if I’m bothering you, but that’s just really interesting to me because… aw now there, ya see? I’m getting caught up in these little meaningless details again. My wife says I think too much, but it’s the weirdest coincidence.

Because I was talking with my friend down in the evidence department, and do you know what they found at the scene of the crime? One of those little enamel pins, y’know? The ones with the pronouns on ‘em? And this one said “they/them”. Not too unlike that pin you have on your tote bag right now. What a coincidence, huh? Must have fallen off from someone at the scene of the crime, because you know the victim was he/they. Couldn’t have been his, huh?

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Hello Mr. Reynolds,

Now that you have secured Hugh Jackman’s participation as wolverine, may I suggest Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man?

Tumblr would implode, which I think is an added benefit.

Thank you and good day.

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9 months ago
Pink Moon.

pink moon.

2 weeks ago

Take 3 on Whats A Better Pokémon Name!

Y'all keep tying the scores 🥲

It's a middle stage for a 3 pokemon starter line


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8 months ago
Something Something Digital Footprint

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7 months ago

My first art post here!

Bluestar for WarriorsTober :)

Speedpaint is up on my TikTok! @fruitypebble02

My First Art Post Here!
My First Art Post Here!
My First Art Post Here!

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2 months ago

Just wanted to share my minor redesigns to Bright Mac, Pear Butter, and Orchard Blossom

Just Wanted To Share My Minor Redesigns To Bright Mac, Pear Butter, And Orchard Blossom

Featuring a tiny family tree of Apple Core, Annie Smith, Grandiose Pear, and Cinnamon Pear

Their children Bright Macintosh and Pear Butter/Buttercup

And their children, Orchard Blossom, Jacqueline (Jack) Apple, and Carolina Apple Bloom

Personally I love the idea of the Apple Girls getting their grannie's shawls, and I think since AJ has her dad's hat (and moms hair ties) that orchard deserves Granny Smith's scarf

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7 months ago

Warriorstober Day 3 and 4

The brothers ever

Firestar and Scourge (Scorch in my au :D)

Warriorstober Day 3 And 4
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4 months ago

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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