I Know Frank Castle Is A Killer, But ‘Convicted Murderer’ Is Kinda

I’m always single for Matt Murdock, everything that man does is hot 🤤🥵

the reason Matt caught that brick in nwh is bc he knew May was freshly single and he knew it'd be hot

If I had a nickel for everytime Ben Barnes plays a character in a tv show where he's initially shown as a good guy but then turns out to be the villain near the end, then 'dies' and miraculously comes back in the second season with scarring on his face which everybody says look hideous but really just add to his hotness factor, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.

I can’t stand aziraphale hate cuz like

This is public enemy number one?

Sure dude.

birth of the bone-breaker | general kirigan

pairing: general kirigan x fem!reader

warnings: descriptions of blood and gore

word count: 2.3k

summary: soft times with the darkling as he comforts a traumatized grisha; in other words, a story in which a healer becomes something else and finds solace in the shadow summoner

author’s note: so so excited for shadow and bone season two. this one has been sitting in my drafts for a long time, and i’m happy to finally share it with y’all!

requests are open!

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You were dragged through the palace gates at Os Alta, your limp form tugged forward–and held up–by the red-clad Grisha on either side of you. You barely registered their forceful motions, keeping your chin tucked into your chest. It was sodden with dirt, blood, and what could only be assumed to be some other form of bodily matter. But that wasn’t a bother. You barely registered that either.

It had been a long enough journey, but you had not fought the Grisha hauling you by horse, carriage, and on foot. You weren’t a fighter by nature, and even so, any of the adrenaline that flowed through your veins had ebbed away. Besides, you deserved whatever they had planned for you. The iron grip of the Corporalniks prevented any attempt of a struggle. The black detailing of their keftas marked them as Heartrenders; they could take the air from your lungs or crush your heart in a matter of moments.

But you could do the same, couldn’t you?

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I am not responsible for the absolute WHORE moments I become capable of 🤭

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

me in the movie theater when matt showed up

I could fix him your honor

REAL

just wanted to let y’all know that i’m still going through every stage of grief over tech I MISS HIM BRING HIM BACK NOW

I just found out that Americans call jam on toast ‘jellied toast’ and I feel like I need to report a crime.