Oh My God, Karen, You Can't Just Ask People If They're White!

HA brits suck at something more than at food point and laugh at the chuffed brits everyone

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

chez

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts