Looks like Burning Spice Cookie is not winning a father of the year reward anytime soon.
Oh my goodness, I love these ♡♡♡
pspsps pokemon fans who play animal crossing come get some hoodies
I don't count this as a spoiler so-
I'm guessing none of you have taken the chance to just stand in front of her for minutes straight just to get cute pics of her
Seeing her smile makes me happy, she deserves so much better than what she got in the main story 😔
It's basically him (and I love it uwu)
revali avoiding his feelings like
Someone please do an actual animation of this uwu
Zane: (sarcastic) Well. Well. Well... Let's see what fate has brought me today (takes a look)
IE!Zane: There's the fire Ninja, Lightning, water, Earth, and the prophecisied Green Ninja.
IE!Zane: Of course the prophecy kept you. Isn't that just, swell.
Lloyd: Wait how did you-
IE!Zane: How I know? It's hard to forget but it doesn't matter. I got a new look and a few new (slams down staff) tools that will help me put an end to your happily, ever, after!
Lloyd: L-Look we don't have to fight. We simply want our friend back and to establish peace-
IE!Zane: Yeah yeah I heard. For years I had your little speeches on never giving up on family, peace, and brotherhood ON LOOP!
(Lloyd jumps back startled from a casted ice spike from the ground)
(The other ninja pull out their weapons and go into attack stances)
IE!Zane: (becoming manic) Oh I just love the part where the rest of ninja get to spend the rest of their days on some NOWHERE realm with a bunch. Of. NOBODIES!
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(Song starts but nothing much changes except "her other friends" is replaced with "his other friends")
Dialogue 2 after the first verse of the song.
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Cole: He's dancing circles around us!
Jay: I'm rusty, give me a break!
Lloyd: (slowly starts to realize who it is and goes in denial ) It can't be... This isn't like him.
Kai: You know him Lloyd? Can you tell us who he is?!?!
IE!Zane: (hears Kai and goes ballistic) Who am I? Who am I?! What are you even saying?! I'm the loser of the game I didn't know I was playing!
IE!Zane: (shows off staff) Let's play another game, this time I get to win!!!
(ice on the staff starts to break)
IE!Zane: Life on the line (ice cracks some more) Loser takes ALL! (ice completely breaks and the emperors head catches on fire)
(The Ninjas eyes widen in horrible realization)
IE!Zane: (swings the staff around) READY OR NOT LET'S BEGIN!!!!
(Zane jumps down, rapidly swinging his staff )
IE!Zane: Oh that's right I heard the story over and over again! (kicks Jay in his shocked state and knocks him down)
IE!Zane: Gee it's swell to finally beat my other friends!
(The other ninja snap out of it and go into combat)
IE!Zane: (single handedly starts owning the ninja one-by-one) That's right I heard the story; don't really like how it ends~ Gee it's swell to finally beat my other-
(The ninja except Lloyd angrily charge at Zane all at once)
IE!Zane: Other (staff begins to power up)
Lloyd: W-wait, DON'T!
IE!Zane: (fully powered*) Otheeerrrrrr~
(Zane releases a blizzard)
IE!Zane: Fri~eeeeeends~
(The ninja all freeze)
So what if I'm overanalyzing a cookie???
Come on, I just want him to be happy, is that too much to ask??? 🥺
Btw, I'll do a rant later about everything I've been theorizing about him
I'm gonna work on my Sparks of Hope AU to distract myself from the hell the new leak for The Owl House was-
revenge? for what?
I swear, I'm not blushing when reading this omg uwu
I mean????
My dream team I love them so much omfg
I love anime with all my heart and soul~ Monkie Kid made Wukong and Macaque start living in my head rent free 🍑
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