ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Dear Spotify...

Thanks for forcing every album to be on shuffle for people who don't use premium. Makes it MUCH easier to listen to Big Finish Doctor Who, which is broken up into ~3 minute segments and must be listened to in order to get the story.

made this before i came up with a punchline and wound up too afraid of it to actually come up with one. rip

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.

Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.

On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.

Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?

Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.

I love how generational star trek is.

My dad saw my Kirk figure because it was chilling on my desk and immediately recognized him and went "IS THAT CAPTAIN KIRK???" and got so excited and started examining him, and then my grandmother came in and joined in talking about star trek .

Generational curse star trek my beloved

Sorry bro

Phen-228 isn't short for Phenomenon-228. It's actually short for Phenelope-228.

when the fandom is so small that everybody knows everybody