We Need To Make Using Chatgpt Embarrassing Bc Sorry It Really Is. What Do You Mean You Can’t Write

Me: captain cold and cat woman would be really good friends

Regular people: because they're both criminals and master thieves?

Me: no, because they both like to flirt with their respective vigilantes. honestly they'd probably give each other tips and ideas

This is just funny

Bobby, calmly: Hello, Eddie. how long have you been sleeping with Buck?

Eddie, startled: What!?

Bobby, still calm: How long have you been sleeping with Buck?

Eddie, panicking: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get-

Eddie, still panicking: Why would- I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you- you have. The nerve. The audacity.

Eddie, trying to cover: Buck is my co-parent. Technically. And he is terrible face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him?

Eddie, trying to act calm: Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate.

Bobby:

Eddie, shouting: This is an outrage! Who do I call?!

My memory is one of my biggest insecurities and I make sure to tell all of my new friends that it's terrible, I hate it and I'm so sorry if I forget anything I'm supposed to remember.

One of my best friends (lets call them Ash), one day started talking about some plans we made with two of our other friends in the group chat. I had forgotten and was like '??? huh?'.

'Ash' texted back 'you know. The plans for tomorrow.' So I said I forgot, sorry and asked if they could talk me through them again cause we discussed them verbally not over chat.

'Ash' then decided that it was a good idea to stab me where it hurts and texted ' you know, you're gonna fuck up all your relationships if you don't make more of an effort to remember things'

I froze. This was one of my closest friends, our friendship had gone on for the last 3 years and we were in a chat with 2 other ppl who were my friends first (one of which was basically my brother). And they were saying that.

Bear in mind, that they seemed very cool and understanding of all the other times I forgot stuff. And I definitely told them how insecure I was and still sorta am about my memory.

I had a mini spiral about if they were right and the the next day at school I tried to talk to them about it and say that the comment hurt but they just brushed it of and they slowly stopped talking to me.

Things were... tense for a while. Then we left secondary and got into different colleges and I, basically, cut off contact.

We haven't talked in about a year and let me tell you, they were wrong as FUCK dude. Not only have I kept my old friendships from that school, but I made loads of new ones in this.

So word of advice to everyone with friends like this. Cut them out, life gets better. And if you can't then being a complete arsehole to them alone tends to make em leave themselves 😁

Pet peeve: When people accuse you of not giving a shit when you forget to do something. I have adhd and autism, amongst other things, and I also spend most of my time taking care of my schizophrenic brother who actually forgets to take care of himself, who forgets to eat, so yeah, it's NOT because I don't care. (I'm also trying to keep him from going to prison). It's because I'm so busy trying to do so many other things all at once. Gah! Sorry, had to get that out.

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Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?

Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.

Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.

Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”

Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.

England, East yorkshire

French fries

Crisps

Looks like a cheese scone

Biscuits

Fizzy

Sweets

Cigarettes

Hat

Candy floss

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

I am Jonathan

Jonathan is me

I am constantly terrifying my siblings like this it's hilarious

Jonathan: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Nancy: How did you get in my house?

Jonathan: Exactly.