Jonathan: Be Quiet, They Have Armed Guards At That Door.

can we have people draw the speedsters with lightning scars please. especially the speedsters who were struck by lightning. pretty please. i know pietro wasn't but i think he'd look badass with them and hes a speedster

references for lichtenburg figures/lightning scars !!

Needed to reblog

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

BOOP‼️

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Steve didn't graduate because of his dad. He graduated because he worked his ass off all the while dealing with the after effects of yet another encounter with the Upside Down, a broken heart, and suddenly becoming a single mom. Kudos to Steve for graduating on time and being a single mom. It's tough out there. And you know, those kids have better shown up with a large colorful poster board. Anyway, he's not stupid. He's just said and done stupid things. . . Haven't we all?

Bonus:

El not realizing it's a joke and just straight up calling Steve 'mama'. He doesn't have the heart to correct her. I mean, eventually, she does realize, but it's gone on too long that it's just become a habit.

Eliot Specer vibes anyone? no.....? just me.....? ok.

bruised

Leonard: Today at the store they told me I look thirty-five.

Barry: Well, they lied to you.

Leonard: That's it. And how much would you give me?

Barry: Life without parole.

Леонард: Сегодня в магазине мне сказали, что я выгляжу на тридцать пять.

Барри: Ну, тебе соврали.

Леонард: Вот как. И сколько бы ты дал мне?

Барри: Пожизненное заключение без права на досрочное освобождение.

yesterday

25 years of ads peeled away

Leonard Snart aka Captain Cold + Tumblr Text Posts, Other Legends

Chris, who came up with the best prank ever: 😈

Eddie: Your son is out of control. Buck: M-my son? I can barely stop getting flustered when you call Chris 'our' son, why are you calling him just mine all of a sudden?! Eddie: Because he's dating five different girls and you need to talk him out of it. Now. Buck, blinking rapidly: ...Yeah, alright. I can see how that is my problem. Five though? Eddie: It better not be six.