Reblog If You Think It’s Okay To Platonically Say “I Love You” To Your Friends

This has been, dating advice with a pansexual career criminal

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

When the Dead do walk, seek water’s run for this the Dead will always shun. Swiftest river’s best or broadest lake to ward the dead and haven make. If water fails thee, fire’s thy friend if neither guards, it will be thy end.

why does this feel like it would fit for parker and elliot with hardison as spotter?

anyone else see it?

OK so my dad likes tell jokes right

But not the traditional terrible, we've heard them 1000 times....

No, he tells the BEST fucking dirty jokes imaginable

So I was just mind my business, eating pizza rolls, when my dad comes in the room and......

Dad: I've got a joke for you

Me: ooo what is it?

Dad: what do Lord of the rings and brokeback mountain have in common?

Me: *taking a big bite of mah food* what?

Dad: *trying to contain his laugh* two rings get destroyed

Me: *chokes on food*

Both: *dying of laughter, legit could not breathe*

Mum: *sighing* oh god not again.....

''That one was me'' lol

Nobleman on Zuko's Council: Firelord, someone blew up one of our factories!

Zuko, knowing full well it was Katara: Who could have done this?

Second Nobleman: Firelord, several of our war machines were crushed mysteriously by falling rocks overnight.

Zuko, deadpan, knowing it was Toph: Whatever shall we do?

Third Nobleman: And there was an uprising at one of the schools. Apparently one of the students, a young colonial wearing his school uniform belt as a headband, started a "rewrite the history books" campaign.

Zuko: Young people these days.

Fourth Nobleman: Also someone in a spirit mask is robbing the rich at swordpoint while reciting lines from theater.

Zuko: That one was me.

Alfred is just a mood

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

^ what they said

Reblog if you don't want Eddie to come back unless Chrissy can come too

sometimes you have a shower thought so dumb you just gotta draw it

Adorable

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