Me After I Take 17 Modafalyst And Start Seeing The Elephant Man

guys im shakink. i was looking up easy guitar tabs to play and one of them was you are my sunshine and while i was trying to learn it i was singing to it and i started out with "you are-" but then my sister came in and said " my fire" and i was like wait a minute that kinda sounds like what im playing. so i played it to the rhythm of you are my fire. you are my fire by the backstreet boys uses the same melody as you are my sunshine. im literally gonna cry. wtf.

Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out

Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder

Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase

Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk

My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing

Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.

Why are older people like this

I'm crying

Thank you

I know you're a queer ally, and I think highly of you for it, but as the mod of @the-asexuality-blog, I wonder: does that include Asexual and Aromantic people to you?

Yes.

Did I just get called out by cereal??!?

Guess who I am

Allie I know who the fuck you are

My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

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Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

When you get this photo randomly

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

WAIT WHAT

Am I always the last to know of this stuff

I love how tumblr is one of the most credible sources when it comes to ao3 being down. If the hellsite gays are freaking out, you know shit has gone down.

SOMEBODY TOOOOO LOVEEEEEEE