Me watching the live show of fob: where is Joe. Where is fuckin Joe. WHERE DID YOU HIDE JOE!?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT. THAT AINT JOE. WHERE IS JOE???
Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out
Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder
Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase
Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk
My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing
Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.
Why are older people like this
The nicest whovian ever: the person right next to where we had parked had a doctor who bag with the tardis and was the nicest person ever and had 2 dogs which they let me give a treat to one.
Wooden cutout: a vendor trying to sell me wooden cutouts of 9, 10, 11, and 12
WOO WEEE: some guy at a stall trying to sell windows or something like that said to me "wibby wobby times whiny" and yes
Fuck you: a vendor who was trying to sell me 17 dollar earrings that were in circular Gallifreyan that said fuck you
"My daughter loved it when she was younger we watched all of the movies": a women came up to me and asked where I got my shirt because she saw it around. I got my shirt at hot topic. She just saw me walking around 3 different times
I can understand why children wake up and scream
I forget that I speak the English language a lot so I'mma just stare at people until my brain stop rebooting
after the revival au(?)
what happened after everything had been reset in batdr and Audrey became the new writer of the world.
Joey's world was built by anger, but Audrey will rebuild it with peace.
Sometimes I forget stuff. Whether it's my phone or the fact that I have a sister. I usually forget stuff.
But my in vine's name do I remember every single thing I did in 2 weeks 4 years ago, BUT NOT REMEMBER WHAT MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO DO 5 MINUTES AGO.
Brain you are seriously fucked up
Phineas and Ferb
4 seasons
136 episodes
11 and a half movies
From 2007 to 2014
My entire childhood
IS BACKKKKK
Does anyone remember that episode in the last season of X-Men: The Animated Series where Rogue introduces herself as Miss LeBeau?
And then at the end of the episode Gambit hears the name and just gives a shiz-eating grin. "So when's the honeymoon, Miss LeBeau?"
Because it's one of my favorite Remy & Anna Marie moments ever I can't I love 'em
(The honeymoon is in 2018 during the Mr. & Mrs. X Comics)
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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