These Two Girls Fell Asleep On A Bus On Our Way To A Basketball Game And It's 5 Pm And-
These two girls fell asleep on a bus on our way to a basketball game and it's 5 pm and-
I ship them now
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When you realize that if the world ends rn you can't get your 5 dollar sonic shake
This generation is looking good so far
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
The shit actually real so one more thing to add to this post
6. YOU GO GRETA YOU ARE A QUEEN
an absolutely insane way to end this year
Oh OH OHHHH LETS GOOOO THIS IS AMAZING
Y’all should watch The Edge of Sleep…
Wait what
Yo imma need some context
my mom just started singing to the tune of welcome to the black parade and it started out right but then it took a turn:
mom: when i was
me: *laughs a bit because she just did this randomly*
mom: a wee lad
me: wait what
mom: i had a castle
mom: and i fell ot of it
me: *totally stifling laughter by this point*
mom: i went to the doctor
mom: they told me i bashed my head
Guess who I am
Allie I know who the fuck you are
GURL YES
You do not understand how hard it is to describe that
Oh my goodness
This is amazing
I love this
~He's just a little guy~
Every time he falls asleep… the nightmares begin
I accept this head cannon with open arms
I hope posting doctor who fanart in 2020 doesn’t awaken the old gods, here’s 10 because he’s my fave + a bunch of headcanons!
You could say he… puts the A in Allonsy
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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