These Two Girls Are Asleep On The Bus On Our Way To A Basketball Game And-

It's the story of how they meet and at the very end the author breaks the 4th wall and says that they want to propose bit didn't have the guts to do it yet and when they did they would give this book to them as a wedding present.

Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing.

@why23knot

Gurlllll

This one right here

You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.

Does anyone remember that episode in the last season of X-Men: The Animated Series where Rogue introduces herself as Miss LeBeau?

And then at the end of the episode Gambit hears the name and just gives a shiz-eating grin. "So when's the honeymoon, Miss LeBeau?"

Because it's one of my favorite Remy & Anna Marie moments ever I can't I love 'em

(The honeymoon is in 2018 during the Mr. & Mrs. X Comics)

Have a very Aromatic 2023 also 💜

Have a very asexual 2023! 🐸

Robin Williams wins

All the Presidents of the United States are resurrected in the far future with their last memory being at the point of their death but in refreshed, youthful bodies. They’re dumped on a planet where they are told they must kill each other, Hunger Games style, until only one survivor remains…

And I can tell you that, that was a question on our science worksheet

Adhd is weird because I can barely remember my birthday but I can tell you exactly what moon phase happened during the adoption of america's declaration of independence

Honestly yes

hey in case you needed more persuasion to watch/listen to The Edge Of Sleep

no context tee hee

There are so many things I want to say about this post

1. When the fuck did this happen

2. HA

3. Did you really have to use the Deastel scene for this.

4. FUCK YOU DILLIAN HA you see your hero and the only reason you picked Romania for that project, is a human trafficker (ig?)

5. HAHA

an absolutely insane way to end this year