your strange relationship with butcher!simon riley cw: murder and mention of unintentional cannibalism (not by reader or simon)
simon was scary. a retired soldier now working back in the butcher shop he had when he was a scrawny teenager, taken over the business from the lad who trained him back in the day. you couldn't help but swoon over him, you looked pathetically out of place in his little roadside butcher's shop. a sweet little thing in comparison.
to you, he was all bark, and no bite. snide remarks with no real hint of malice under his tongue, a smirk creeping up under his thick mask as his dark eyes stared you down. it made you queasy, fluttering behind your soaked panties that made your thighs clench.
your relationship with the man was strange, every week or so, you'd pop in for a hunk of meat that, unfortunately, wasn't him. he'd gave you the finest quality there was, and told you, "'s on th'ouse this week," in that gruff voice that was slightly softened when talking to you. except he told you that every week.
he always offered to walk you to your car, especially if you paid him a visit later in the day, claiming in a grunt, "lo'ta bad men ou'ere, pre'ty thin' like ye'self's need'a guard dog." you merely giggled. or he would walk you back to your place of origin if you didn't bring your car, tugging you close to his side and refusing to let you walk on the roadside.
or whenever he 'wasn't around', you swore you felt the hairs on your neck stand and an undescribable feeling of being watched, in a way that spread warmth up into your chest and down to your weeping cunt. somehow you knew it was him.
and you always wondered why the men in your town who hit on you disappeared without a trace, or the low-lives on the street who whistled and hollered had gone without a scream. the male population was slowly dwindling, and those left fled to other nearby areas in fear.
it's not like you complained, less hassle in your life dealing with pathetic excuses of men and feeling safer walking back home on the sidewalk at night after a late shift at the diner, or studying at the library, if simon wasn't at your side.
little did you know, stashed in the back of that bloody butchery, hung about a dozen or so bodies and counting, ready to be prepped and cut to sell out to his customers. not you, of course, he couldn't do that to you.
like clockwork, you appeared on monday, picking up your regular order of your supply for the week. the bell chimed over the door as you stepped in, dressed in pretty colors, a harsh contrast to his all black and white bloodied apron. god, it looked good on him.
"wot'sit f'r today, li'l lady? the usual, yeah?" he cocked his head to the side, burly arms crossed over his broad chest, making him look bigger in appearance in a way that made your pussy clench.
you nodded shallowly, a polite expression on your pretty face, "yes, sir," you replied kindly, a sweet, comfortable smile despite the blood smeared up his arms, dried crimson between his fingernails. if anything, it made him hotter.
"sure thin'," he nodded once, turning into the back, the smell of metallic and carnage blasted his senses, walking over to a special fridge with meat supplied just for you. he'd been so lost in his thought, he hadn't heard the rustle of the plastic overhead the door, but he sure heard the horrified gasp, and he froze.
"simon?" your voice quivered as you eyed the poorly hidden bodies, some hung up, others cut to pieces, limbs strewn about the countertops, ready to be prepped.
fuck, you'd gone and done it now. guess you're his forever.
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I want retired!john with a bad knee and a pudgy belly who spends his time helping at risk youth because I love to imagine that john was a troublemaker in his youth who just needed a strong role model in his life
being his pretty wife who brings baked goods for their group sessions, you remember every face who introduces themselves to you. make all the kids feel seen every time you greet them at the youth center, asking how the test they were talking about last week went
even if they give john a hard time, they can’t bring themselves to be mean to their youth counsellor’s wife because she’s just so sweet
being the “safe” house in the neighbourhood, door always open for the teens who’d rather not go home. who don’t have parents they can ask for advice or a warm meal waiting for them tonight
is this too niche and boring? or is there something here?
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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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simon 'ghost' riley ✧ .・changing your car tires, emotional tap outs where you tease him before kissing him, shaving his facial hair propped up on the sink, a gun under your bed, overprotective glares, pick up truck, pullups to kiss you, homemade lunches, greasy diner food, critiquing action movies (ceo of '"tha' shit doesn' even happen"), biceps to bite, having to cook for 4 even if its just the pair of you, gentle physical reassurance.
your woman, white town
jigsaw falling into place, radiohead
mask off, future
starstruck, sorry
mockingbird, eminem
abracadabra, steve miller band
keep their heads ringing, dr. dre
fresh out the slammer, taylor swift
pretty fly (for a white guy), the offspring
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Neighbor! Simon who is sitting cross-legged on your kitchen floor, a hand on his stubbly chin while he tries to figure out how your washing machine works.
Meanwhile you're stirring a pot on the stove and glancing down at him apologetically every now and then.
Funny that there's a pack of Marlboro on the windowsill of your balcony along with an ash tray you'd bought especially for him.
Simon's muddy shoes are in your hallway more often than not, and you decided to get him a pair of slippers since he spends so much time there.
He wears them religiously, you find it adorable.
When you finally hear a click and the washing machine whirrs to life, you're so overjoyed that you wrap your arms around his waist and stand on your toes to press a kiss to his jaw.
His expression barely changes except for the corners of his eyes crinkling in delight.
He rubs gentle circles into the small of your back. You insist he stays for dinner.
He ends up sleeping on your couch, just in case something else goes wrong in your new apartment.
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