During an important meeting at Wayne Industries it gets crashed by Robin and Red Robin fighting. They crash through a window onto the long table causing the employees to freak out and hide in a corner. Various objects in the room are being used as weapons. The room gets trashed. Bruce has to use his dad voice on the two vigilantes and they stop fighting and sheepishly run away. The scared employees are impressed that Bruce was able to stop the fight and he just shrugs it off like it’s no big deal. “My kids fight all the time I knew the dad voice would work”.
I screenshot nice comments and keep 'em on my phone for hard days. Sometimes checking my inbox is the motivation to get up in the morning and it's definitely the reason I keep writing
"I didn't comment on a fic I liked because I don't think the author would care or remember my comment anyway". fanfic writer here, I still remember comments I got on my fics from seven years ago. I still think about them and they still make me smile. your kind comments are what motivates us and what helps us keep writing.
I personally know writers who take screenshot and print out comments they got from their readers.
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Whenever someone asks me why I like that much Dick and Clark's uncle-nephew relationship, or why I think Clark is also another father to Dick just like Bruce, I just have to show these pictures:
The joke that the bats see their contingency plans as a form of love is super fucking funny, don't get me wrong but honestly they probably do see it as that cause they just forget to say the second part out loud.
"after I've taken you down, obviously I'd find whatever made you like this and then find the cure."
They come from gotham where mind altering substances are basically everywhere. One of the most profound ways a gothamite could say 'i care about you' is admitting to having a plan to disarm/capture you in the case you go off the deep end, so that they could then get you a cure.
Unfortunately for the bats, no one else thinks like that cause what the actual fucks guys
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
Awwwwwwwwwwww <3
Pls just imagine how dramatic a young justice fic would be if it was like
So now you’ve got a very paranoid and over protective Batman who hasn’t actually met any of the other justice league members yet and an itsy bitsy Robin who looks like he’ll tear someone’s head off. The Justice League has them quarantined in the Watchtower, they’re not letting them go home to the batcave or anything, and Batman is arguing with Green Arrow while holding a flailing Robin by the scruff of his neck. He looks like a feral kitten.
Now keep in mind, no one in this scenario knows Batman and Robin’s secret identities. They’re not even really sure if they’re father and son, brothers, uncle and nephew, or maybe strange mentor and protege picked off the streets, they’ve no clue. So seeing what is now clearly a young twenty-something Batman trying to wrangle in a wriggling eight year old is both highly entertaining and totally baffling. Where the hell did these two even come from. And how has that tiny kid been around longer than some actual adult heroes.
“He bit me!” Kid Flash cries, running away from a glowering Robin.
“Don’t try to touch me next time, asshole!”
“Hey!” Batman barks, holding Robin up by an arm and dangling him in front of him. “We don’t bite super-powered strangers. Who knows what kind of radioactive germs they might have.”
“But B!” Robin’s voice is so high and whiny, Conner is starting to feel dizzy. “He tried to pick me up! He called me cute! I’m not cute I’m terrifying.”
And the two just keep bickering back and forth, Robin eventually hanging with his ankles and hands hooked around Batman’s arm. Batman is trying to shake him off like a bug. They are both still arguing with each other as this happens.
“Did Batman just accuse me of having radioactive germs?” Wally is gaping at the scene in front of him.
As is everyone else. This is a total mindfuck. Who let Batman be in charge of a kid.
The two of them do eventually, reluctantly, start to trust the league. And they’ve been told they have to stay on the Watchtower until their magic expert gets back from a mission. Four days from now.
There’s one point when most others stationed on the Watchtower are sleeping or taking a break, and Batman is holding a drowsy Robin close to his chest and looking out the windows of the observation deck. Someone brought them some casual clothes to wear during their downtime, but they both have domino masks over their eyes. Those who see them like that can’t quite comprehend just how young Batman looks without the cowl.
“The moon looks so big,” a sleepy Robin mumbles, his cheek squished against Batman’s shoulder.
“That’s ‘cause it’s so much closer here,” Batman tells him, his voice incredibly soft. “Can you see where Gotham would be?”
Robin’s head turns just slightly, looking toward the Earth, and he hums, a fist moving up to scrub at his eye.
“S’over there,” he points. “With all the clouds ‘n stuff.”
“Looks tiny from up here, huh?”
“Yeah.”
Robin mouth opens in a comically wide yawn, then he shoves his face in Batman’s neck.
“S’not gonna fall from the sky, is it?”
“Nah.” Batman shifts his arms, holding Robin a little tighter. “This place is in orbit, kinda like how the moon is. It’s not gonna fall.”
“Would you catch it if it did?”
“I’d steal us a ship from here so fast, I wouldn’t need to catch it.”
“Kay.”
Batman presses his cheek to the top of Robin’s head, stray curls tickling his nose.
“Do you wanna practice your flips and shit in the morning? I’ll spot you.”
“Yeah,” Robin mumbles, “And I wanna scare Green Lantern by poppin’ outta the vent again. He screamed like a little girl when I landed on the table.”
“Do a flip when you do it and I’ll smuggle you an ice cream bar from their kitchen.”
“Deal.”
Batman has to twist his left arm funny so he can shake Robin’s hand, his right arm occupied by holding Robin up, and they shake on it.
Batman lets out a snort of a laugh, looking at Robin with an incredibly fond look on his face.
For everyone else, it’s a very long four days of them being menaces and encouraging each other to do more and more odd shit.
When they get turned back, they act like nothing was out of the ordinary. They’re not even phased when they’re reminded of some of the things they got into.
"He slipped"
Batman (1940) issue 424
Bros aura is unusual and off-putting, wonder who he learned that from
Everything by Suzukiblu and Clockwayswrites but I'm never gonna be brave enough XD
Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"
A non-comprehensive list of wrong words I've seen in fics:
Rogue and Rouge - very common in superhero fics
Offal and awful - only seen this twice, both in Harry Potter fics
Weary and Wary - to be WEARY is to be tired, worn out. To be WARY is to treat with suspicion.
Definitely and defiantly - I do this all the time and have to go back to fix it
Bare and bear - The character probably doesn't have a bear chest. Probably.
Passed and past - Also guilty of this one
Manner and manor - lots of Batman fics have this one
Bubble, bauble, bobble - I can't remember the fic but I saw all three of these used in a paragraph to describe Christmas ornaments
Dual and duel - Another common one for Harry Potter
Chord and cord - also weirdly common?
Scalding and scolding - Scalding hot, scolding voice
Loosing and losing - You can loose a knot but you lose a fight
Threesome and trio - I KNOW what the fic writer was trying to say but these days the two have very different connotations
Cryptid and cryptic - So often. SO OFTEN. Especially in Danny Phantom fics
Waste and waist - This always shows up in character descriptions and it transcends fandom
We all make mistakes but some of these are so common I actually googled to see if I was wrong XD
BEGGING Batman/Batfam ff authors to learn the difference between rouge and rogue. For my sake. Please. (I use a screen reader and it switches it into French half the time)