The "Sassy" Core 4 Are My Babies. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE WELL BEHAVED?

Hear me out: Robin Dick would be the biggest Bruceman supporter and shipper.

This boy hates any of Bruce’s love interest with a passion because then his dad guardian spends less time with him and that’s obviously UNACCEPTABLE, SCANDALOUS even, so when rumours start circulating that Bruce Wayne is in a relationship with the Batman, he jumps right on the wagon.

Reporter, thirsty for a story: Mr Grayson what do you think about the rumours that Bruce Wayne is dating the Batman?

Dick: What do I think about my dads you mean? My very married very taken dads? My very faithful to each other plural dads?

He would fuel the rumours both as Robin and as Dick Grayson, punching criminals for talking bad about Wayne enterprises as Robin (“THAT’S MY STEPDADS COMPANY YOURE TALKING ABOUT!”). He would be on online forums all day talking about how Bruceman is the only Batman ship that makes sense and Doxxing people who disagree.

Bruce is so exasperated because this is happening at a time where only Alfred and Dick know his real identity so he can’t even do anything with ANYONE without making either Bruce Wayne or Batman look unfaithful.

Throw Reporter Clark Kent into the mix who has been sent to scope out the Bruceman story, who Bruce makes the mistake of flirting with at a gala. Both Clark AND dick are scandalised.

Dick, making a scene: HOW COULD YOU! BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME AND YOURE HERE FLIRTING WITH SOME… SOME REPORTER??

Bruce, sighing: Dick-

Dick, tugging on Bruce’s suit and looking up at him with fake tears in his eyes: Dad, are you and dad getting a divorce? :(

Clark, panicking: NO NO THEYRE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE PLEASE DONT CRY

Meanwhile:

Bruce, crying in the corner: he called me dad

He would even go as far as insisting that Robin is his step sibling

Principal: how do you explain that whenever Robin is injured, Dick fails to show up at school the next day?

Dick: Robin and I are twins :) so when he’s injured I’m injured too and we have to stay home together!!

Bruce, whispering: I’m sorry, they’re not really twins but neither I or Bats have the heart to tell hem

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holy fuck the quote goes hard with that image

"This is the way the world ends—Not with a bang but a whimper." The Hollow Men; T.S. Eliot.

Oh, Jason. The tragedy that you are.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Thank you for sharing this masterpiece 😂😂😂 it’s fantastic

I think we can all agree that this is the theme song for the batfamily

Why do we always leave Babs out of the conversation when talking about the Joker?

There are all these fics and posts about what he did to Jason, what he did to Tim, but no one ever talks about what he did to Barbara.

He didn't just paralyzed her, he tortured her. He shot her knowing it would disable her, beat her dad in front of her and kidnapped him. And as she layed on the ground bleeding to death he loomed over her, took her clothes off and took pictures of her, naked in a pool of her own blood. All while laughing.

It's honestly so sickening. To think about it to hard, to look at those panels for too long, genuinely makes you want to vomit. I don't even want to get into what he does to Jim...

That comic makes you realize just how truly fucked up Joker is. It makes those 20 minutes he spends with Jason so much worse. It makes Barbara so fucking brave.

It is unfair to leave it out. Barbara overcame so much, her and Jim are so strong for facing him. For being better than him.

We need to talk more about it.

Its so beauuuutiful

Patrol breaks are for gossiping with your brother (and for soup!)

Bruce: oh my god, I'm so worried, Dick has been kidnapped, what if something happens to him.

Dick:

When ur brutally murdered son comes back from the dead with pure unfiltered rage

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day