He's Just A Guy

would that attack from terapagos in that one cutscene have actually killed kieran if it hit him? any time i've seen it brought up people say terapagos was trying to kill him but like... my pokemon team wasn't designed to be tanky or anything and none of them were one-shot or two-shot (then again my azumarill was basically immortal and i spammed potions so i guess i wouldn't know for all of them), and i'd assume like a meowscarada is roughly as durable as a human, and miraidon/koraidon seemingly felt nothing when they tanked the hit so would it have injured kieran or just like knocked him down

i bring this up because if terapagos at max power might not be able to instantly kill someone, what could, what pokemon is ideal for political assassinations, and how do i train a bidoof to execute people

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//alright if tumblr works with me this SHOULD be up when i want it to be

ANYWHO Guess what! We are so fucking back !!!

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Round 2 Side B

he got too silly

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

i've been waiting for gravity falls to become relevant again so i could share one of my favorite underrated bits from the entire show. like it's only episode 2 but this whole segment just makes me lose my shit. i think jason ritter's exasperated line delivery is what makes it

love my funny friends from spain

florian x kieran dump again... i cannot stop thinking about them

now for the funky sky cotl au!!