Have A Friend That UNIRONICALLY Reads That Shit..

the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

It‘s a one of a kind type of experience

life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.

cat ;-;

My cat, on my old school bag I guess. The funny thing is, that I have a photo that’s very similar to this one, from the time when I actually used that bag. It’s funny how time flies🫧

muss aber sagen, die angsty fanfictions zu diesem Ende schreiben sich geradezu von selber..

hurt/comfort natürlich auch 🤷‍♂️

Jaja lol they're iconic for a reason

(I wanted to make my own version of this post but with more pairings lmao)

I wish

they should make it legal to kill your friend's shitty parents

I can’t f*ing do this anymore

Gotta say it, I sometimes miss that giddy optimism.

okay, no shade, but youre missing out on SO much good characters moments if your girlbossify the bg3 women too much. i get it, they're big, strong, badass, but they are, like all bg3 companions, incredibly cringe in their own ways that i think we could stand to appreciate more.

lae'zel throws the worlds biggest meltdown anytime you do anything not directly related to the githyanki creche, only to almost get her shit immediately rocked. lae'zel on modern day stan twitter would be a shitshow and you cant convince me otherwise. and thats before we even mention her fighting you in act two and then immediately crying about it. babygirl its okay, we were only playing. AND TRYING TO KISS HER IN PUBLIC?? she acts big and bad in act 1, fighting rough with you the entire time, but as soon as you ask her for a little kiss? immediate embarrassment. she could absolutely wreck my shit, but shes still a meow meow.

shadowheart is just fantasy catholic. she gets mad if you pick up a statue of selûne bc shes just that catholic. dyes her hair white in a desperate emo crisis of faith moment. recites smut in public. makes jokes that land incredibly flat. is acting way cooler and more chill than she actually is to hide the fact that shes scared. SHE CHOSE THE NAME SHADOWHEART. need i say more?

karlach may be cringe but she is free, i will give her this. she gets the zoomies. she almost blows up a firework shop with her in it because shes so excited. she has a teddy bear called clive. she hasnt read a book since secondary school. she does a little dancy dance if you leave her alone for too long. her inner monologue is just about how horny she is for most people. bisexual failgirl. i love her.

and then the biggest cringefail of them all, minthara. the fact that she absolutely cannot see that every companion at camp actually does grow to really like, love, and respect her bc shes expecting treachery (bc thats what SHE would have done) is as sad as it is just a liiiiittle bit funny. darling. my wife. people like and care about you. not to mention the fact that shes been poisoning you the entire time shes been travelling with you???? cant communicate for the life of her. regularly threatens to kill you but then gets mad if you die. emotionally stunted loserbabe. we will have a july wedding........

what im SAYING isnt that the girls ARENT badass and compotent and cool, what im SAYING is that the lads shouldnt have a monopoly on complexity and depth. you get me?

i want that cookie sooo baadd

Large Photodump of my Durge

Istg I'm taking way too many photos of him, but I can't help it...

I tweaked his design a bit over the time and I'm now almost finished with Act 1 (finally)

For the ones that haven't seen my other post about him already, this is my first ever Durge character in BG3 called Li-Neer! He's a Lolth-sworn Drow Monk and romancing Astarion, Gale and probably also Halsin later on (polyamory mod, god bless)