Izuku and Bakugo, sitting in silence:
Izuku: If at some point today, I stand up, scream ‘I can’t take it anymore,’ and jump through a closed window, don’t be surprised.
Bakugo: Don’t be surprised if I jump out after you.
Lmao i think Streamer Katsu would be arguing with his chat the same way Case argues with his... except Katsu is wayyyy more vulgar lmaooo
"Chat stop saying I have tits! they're pecs and you idiots can't even see them! The camera is neck up!"
"Chat stop saying you're imagining my tits instead."
"Chat for fucks sake we're supposed to be playing this damn horror game, fucking pay attention!"
theyre so goddamn gorgeous it’s insane
Police: Look, I know parents never think their children will do something crazy but-
Inko: No, he would.
Police: What?
Inko: I told Izuku that he was capable of anything he set his mind to when he was young and I’ve regretted it ever since.
I’ve convinced myself and I’m so doing the bkdk fanfic I’ve got in my head which was highly inspired by HTTYD
🦮 hello! my muse for kakashi (naruto) has risen from the ashes and i would love to write him a bit. i'm primarily looking for an obito if shipping, but i'd also be down to write him against pretty much anyone. depending who we can decide what kind of relationship our muses should have ... i'm 25, looking for others 20+ to write with. limits can be discussed. i prefer writing in the narutoverse but aside from that we can do whatever. happy writing❣️
like if you're interested and op will reach out
All Might: Today I realized I’m old Midnight: What happened? All Might: I fell in the cafeteria and instead of laughing, Bakugou came to see if I was okay Midnight: Oh no... All Might: I saw the fear in his eyes
Manga redraw!
Bakugou makes the claim that he's a bigger All Might fan than Deku is, and this really pisses Deku off. He starts listing every single piece of merch he has, and sure, a lot of it Katsuki has as well, but he stopped collecting merch years ago while Izuku is still going strong! But the entire time Katsuki just sits there with an infuriating smirk, nodding along, the entire time claiming he's still the bigger fan.
Finally Izuku just throws up his hands and demands to know what makes him the bigger fan.
"I have a one of a kind piece of All Might merch no one else in the world has, worth a shit ton more than your crappy collection."
And Izuku's brain just starts trying to figure out what piece Katsuki could have, how much it's worth, where he got it -
Katsuki leans forward and gives him a long, hard kiss, shutting down his brain like always.
"I've got his heir."
A few seconds of stunned silence while his brain tries to reboot before
"KACCHAN!"
21+I’ve had this account over 9 years and maybe used it 10 times. This is your Cringe Warning.
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