Lady Silence

james fitzjames really walked a mile through an icy blizzard in his little fur-lined prada coat just so he could tell francis he had receipts re. stealing his whiskey. all to get punched in the face. incredible.

I thought I was doing right. I’m the worst kind of sorry, sir.

the progression of james and francis's whole thing is so funny to me. they hate each other sooooo bad for almost the entirety of the time they're stranded out there and then francis sobers up and says like one (1) nice thing to him and james is immediately in his journal doodling little hearts around the words "mrs james crozier".

magnitude 7 cuntquake.. pussyblast so severe the shockwaves melted the polar icecaps #climatechange

adam nagaitis laugh compilation

why did no one tell me that the eye peglar draws in his journal is the tattoo bridgens has on his arm.

what jopson looks like to u freaks apparently..

:)

jopson looking at crozier: a compilation

anyway im going to go launch myself into space now

Actually the navy superstition about women on boats being bad luck was real all along and the expedition was doomed from the start because James Fitzjames was a woman.