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I locked my crush’s little brother in the trunk of a car which I then proceeded to almost set on fire. AITA?

I (18m) took my crush’s (18m) little brother (16m) and locked him in the trunk of a car I was about to destroy. He seems kinda pissed? I feel like I was pretty obviously just doing it to flirt w him. Acts of service are my love language he should look it up. Also it was the 4th of July so it was a special occasion (perfect season for family based threats). People keep telling me that it was a “crime” and I should be in “federal prison” for “kidnapping ” and “arson”. I thought it was romantic. AITA?

A QUICK PSA BECAUSE SOME OF YOU CANT GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD

percy hynes white is a disgusting and vile person. he is an extremely poor excuse of a human being.

there is an overwhelming amount of proof (which is fucking infuriating. there is so much it’s sickening) that ranges from being an sa apologist to being racist.

these girls have come forward, shared their stories— that probably resurfaced horrific memories might i add, and all some of you can do is acuse them of lying? all because this perfect image you had for a white man was ruined? please get your head out of his ass.

your words and reactions to his allegations are the reason why victims “take so long to speak up”. you continue to push fear onto them to the point where they have to watch their offenders gain followers and platforms they do not deserve while they sit in silence, carrying their pain as the other succeeds. you should be disgusted with yourself.

anyone defending percy will have their comment deleted and will be blocked because i really do not have the peace or time to argue with pathetic losers on this site. bye!

Big Blooms by Paul Lange

me fr

Sirius, Remus, regulus, barty, Evan, every other emotionally unstable marauder

just because I said maybe you should come over (college ellie williams x reader)

college!au ellie williams x fem reader

synopsis- you can't sleep and invite your girlfriend(?) over, she obviously says yes. p.s. this is my first real post lol not proofread srry and reader has no roommate

cw: swearing, sexual themes (no smut tho) ,fluffyyy!!

You rolled around in your sheets, but your mind wouldn't shut off, thoughts of your day with ellie swirled in your head. She was so gorgeous when you first met her in your shared class you could barely even talk. Now you'd been on two dates, you'd kissed a few time and such.... She was really funny and had had basically taken over the entirety of your thoughts.

In a moment of impulsivity you decided to text her, even though it was 1 am you figured she'd still be awake, her being quite a night owl.

Hey, are you up?

After a few minutes your phone vibrated.

yeah.. why are you up? are you alright?

i'm alright:)

just can't sleep, would be better if u were here lol

You imedeitely regretted saying such a thing because she stopped typing, fuck. i should not have said that, were taking things slow, i was keeping things chill, cool, normal, unserious.

After a few minutes you were literally going crazy, why was she not answering she could a least say something funny like "yeah lol probably would be ;)" but nope, nothing.

Soon enough it was 1:27am and still nothing so you tried to finally go back to sleep again. But it was actually worse now then it was 40 minutes ago. Until you heard a really loud knock on your door, probably waking up your next door neighbor, the dorm wall were really thin. Who the fuck would be at your door at this hour, unless they had the wrong place (unfortunately not the first time in sucha large dorm complex).

You swiftly grabbed the giant water bottle next to your bed incase you were in need of knocking someone over the head. You went up to the door, that unfortunately did not have a peephole so you could secretly look out as who was there.

So you opened it.

And there she was Ellie was at your fucking door in plaid pajama pants and a red long sleeve top . (shes so hot omg)

"hey" she said

"what the hell are you doing her?" you returned.

"Jesus, your the one who said it would be better this way y/n" she looked slightly taken aback.

"Sorry thats not what i meant, els. come in please"

She walked through the frame and you shut the door behind her.

"what I meant is its nearing 2 in the morning, and your not, you know... in your bed."

She started smirking a little and you could tell that the teasing for your most recent text would begin in 3, 2, 1...

"Seems thats not what you wanted, based on the pick me boy shite text you sent me very recently. huh?"

Yuck, she was right.

"sorry I think my lack of sleep has deluded me into thinking we're like more than we are or whatever. its stupid, i'm sorry" is all you could think of saying

"No, don't be sorry, I'd literally drive all night if you really wanted me to be here with you" she responded and it seemed really genuine. You could see a slight blush rising in her cheeks.

"ohhh really..." you joked.

"really" she replied softly walking closer towards you before moving her hand to the back of you neck and leaning in to kiss you. It was one of those really smiley kisses where your teeth may almost clash. You could taste toothpaste on her tongue as if she had already been fully ready for bed before her arrival.

Your heart was definitely beating faster than usual.

You were the first to pull away, unfortunately.

"you're already here so it seems only right that I invite you to stay"

"didn't you already do that?" she laughs, she had a truly beautiful laugh.

"shut up" you said gaily. (get it gay-ly, sorry)

You moved to your bed, just laid there together, as if it was a normality, like if wasn't the first time. It was comfortable silence, until ellie told some stupid joke that made you guys laugh for what seemed like ages. Then you fell into one of the easiest and peaceful sleeps you'd had in forever. It was nice, because she was there.

kittycat dance party !!!!!!!!!

i actually cant wait for summertime

☆ tell me, where's your hiding place? i'm worried i'll forget your face

help!! is any one of you a psychic!?!?!

Dude I heard we are gonna Relativity our falls?

maggie may be out of her fucking mind

i think we're all too desensitized to "Adam lived in an apartment located above the office of St. Agnes Catholic Church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan's worship into one downtown block." because i'm thinking about it again and maggie was actually insane to write that