You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
scooby doo had an uncle named spooky doo
This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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Do you ship them?
[]Yes
[]No
[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
As someone from Asia, I'm convinced Americans are trying to get everyone else to look down on them
i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
*the jury fighting with the heartless crew*
Bandy just watching: heh, what idiots
Lance gets struck by Eira: FUCK!
Bandy taking out his cards: wait thats my idiot!
Headcannon:
Bandy (the master escape artist) and Lance (the most violent bastard man) are loyal to no kingdom or faction and only loyal to eachother
“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.
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If Darius doesn't end up adopting Hunter by the end of the series i'll be throwing more than hands.
Asmodeus: why do you wake up evey morning?
Moxxie: to see my Millie
Millie: to see my Moxxie
Fizzarolli: to push you off the bed
Lance: what am I suppose to do when your gone?
Eira: *genuinely confused* what do you normally do when im gone?
Lance:
Lance: wait for you to come back
Lance: why am I even wearing a tux? There can't be ANY event that would be important enough for me to wear a dambed tuxedo!!
Eira:
Eira: ITS OUR WEDDING
Skeppy: *gets a girlfriend*
Every skephalo shipper: I CANT POG THROUGH THE PAIN
Badboyhalo: turns evil
Everyone: :00
Technoblade: and they called me a mad man
Technoblade: I fear nothing
Badboyhalo: :p
Technoblade: I lied
Badboyhalo: *exists*
Technoblade: stab or no stab
Grill: hey wanna go to movies, you know, if your allowed
Chil: if im allowed?
Grill: yeah
Grill: not usually allowed to bring snacks in
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