The American Woodcock Aka The Timberdoodle. No I'm Not Lying About That Name! These Are My Favourite

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

I'm booping everyone that's enabled boops.

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Okay. I would love some good news!

Edit: MY TAX RETURN CAME IN THE DAY AFTER! THATS AWESOME!

Happy holidays all of you! Hope you got tons of yummy snacks this year! I got some rice crackers tea and four different kinds of beef jerky! And a bunch of new crystals! I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your holiday and a wonderful new year! 🥰🎉

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I'm wearing my mask all the time even deciding to after the "COVID Crisis" just because humans are fucking gross... I once saw a woman pull down her mask to let out the most wet, crunchy disgusting cough I've ever heard come out of a person.

Like are you fucking kidding me?! What's the point of it then if you're just gonna spread your germs to everyone in a 25 ft radius?!?! 😡😡😡

am i insane or should masks be mandated for hospitals as a permanent installation. a forever institution. always. covid is an irrelevant factor when hospitals are always full of both very sick and very immunocompromised people..?

"What if you had been aborted?!"

Yeah Becky, I kinda wish I was, cause then I wouldnt have to deal with your dumb ass.

ALSO I'd never have been alive anyways, I'd have no memory of this world. I wouldn't know anything. I would've NEVER existed!

ALSO Also I'd be happy for my mom. She'd have made a hard choice that would've seriously made her life better shed never have had to deal with my emotionally abusive father, and I wouldn't have either.

I would've never had to have been hospitalized because we couldn't afford my medicine for my asthma.

So next time you're about to say some dumb shit like that... Consider shutting the fuck up.

May I have your attention?

My mom's spider plant sprouted a little mushroom friend.

Thank you.