Will You Make A Storyline For Your Camp Camp Gem AU?(P.s I LOVE YOUUU.)

Rapunzel: Don’t be too hard on Varian, Dad.

King Frederic: I’ll be sure to do everything I can to get him help.

Me: Okay, but hear me out, you two. What Varian did was wrong, but if you had done that from the beginning instead of just as Varian said, abandoning and vilifying him, we literally wouldn’t be here right now.

Fred, you blatantly ignored a threat to your whole kingdom just because “magic makes me angry”. Rapunzel, you just abandoned your friend and never once went to check up on him after you had to break your promise to him when he clearly really needed you. And even once you discovered the truth about his father, you still left him instead of just going out there and being like “Let us help you” as a show of good faith. Then, as somehow the whole country was being told he attacked royalty and that making him unable to turn to anybody else for help, you both jumped straight to “he’s such a villain” when he ran with the few dwindling options he had left to him to try and save his father. You don’t get to act like you’re being lenient on him here.

Seriously, if you’d just made the effort to help him up front, we literally wouldn’t be here right now!! Don’t bother with these barn doors, the horse has already bolted. All three of you created this mess.

Today I drew Eugene Fitzherbert!

Legend has it that he was bitten by a radioactive pair of Timbs

sassy science boy

Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.

To whoever made the prompt list:

Fight me in the WalMart parking lot at 12:30 this is so sad and also making this comic sucked out my remaining will to live

Mickey’s Christmas Carol Scrooge Appreciation Post

“Varian is dangerous. Remember how he attacked you…?” -Nigel

Okay, but really? I’d hardly call tugging her arm and holding her dress while begging on his knees “attacking” her. So either Nigel has incredibly low standards for an “attack”, doesn’t clearly remember the events, or has an ulterior motive for casting disfavor on Varian…

You kno they dead™

Gwenvid: A beautiful relationship based on trust, understanding, friendship and teamwork involving a woman of color.

Yall: Let’s ship David with a child murderer and cult leader!Also, let’s make aus where Daniel was the other parent in the season final instead of Gwen because it’s gay! That ain’t racist and shitty at all! Also lets draw those kids in cutesie scenarios with their abuser!!! VIVALA YAOI!!! UWU

Okay, you little shit, I’m going to explain all this nice and simple for you.

He fucking knows.

He knows that life sucks. He knows that his happy fantasyland isn’t real. That no one actually cares about the things he does.

Do you think he’s somehow stupid?

At some point, though, it just doesn’t make sense to be cynical anymore.

Because while everything might be shit, you’re only making yourself miserable at the end of the day by loudly complaining about it. Instead of doing this counterproductive, vindictive bullshit, try fixing things every once in a while? Maybe if you act like the person you want the world to be full of, it might actually improve? It certainly can’t hurt.

This is the primary reason I relate to David so deeply. It’s not always smart to be cynical, and it’s not always naive to be sentimental or optimistic. Leave the happy people alone, Max.