Today On Clownery From My Fraternity: I Started “pavlov Training” This Guy From My Frat As A Joke

Cell: See you around, darlings. Pac: [Whispering] He called us darlings? Mike: Pac, this guy's crazy—

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Better add this MatPat guy to my list of people to look out for... He sure seems hazardous to my health! (X)

"You better behave 🤓☝️"

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N-NO, I.., I'M NOT COMP- COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH HIM, Y-YOU ARE SPREADING LIES... ～(　TロT)σ

Smiley face lore:

The devil, from the bible.

How blood duo could've been.

They understand eachother in ways nobody can comprehend.

Day two of @atthebell ‘s spiderbit prompt week!

Coffee shop || Sparring

tbh this one is a little spicy and I was a bit nervous about posting it at first but then I remembered that this isn’t twitter and I can do what I want <3

Do you think, when he was arrested, that Cell was seen as the same as any other prisoners? Do you think he resided in the same places, ate the same food, performed the same work? Do you think the guards saw him and his violent history and let him roam the same as the thieves whose POV we saw it through?

Or do you think they saw this barely 18-year-old, who turned to violence and cannibalism as a means to survive, and recognized the danger he posed? Do you think they held him down, fought against his struggle, and let the other prisoners know that he wasn’t like them?

Do you think Cell was confused, confused as to why he was so different from the other Brazilians that lived in those same conditions? Do you think that he saw them as threats not because they were ones, but rather, because he knew that they lived so much better than him, yet still wound up here?

Do you think this man— if you could even call this teen a man— saw JV, Pac, Mike, and Guaxinim as threats out of jealousy? Empty wishes that he could have lives their lives and made smarter decisions to be a free man roaming the earth?

Do you think he cried when they held him down and put that infernal thing on him?

Não.

Ele é um animal.

Os animais não sentem.

A guardian angel in the war