After Months Of Unemployment, You Found A Job As A “postal Worker.” You Didn’t Think That When

After months of unemployment, you found a job as a “postal worker.” You didn’t think that when they referred to the “Warm environment” and “capable of handling objects with care.” they were saying to “Hell” and “the souls of the damned.”

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1 year ago

Hey so while the server is closed for now, can we go back to QSMP prison for a minute? Because I think we moved on way too fast from ghostbit, Abueloier, and the implications of their relationship.

Ok, just so I don't get this wrong, that old man was Abueloier, right? He was working as a janitor for the prison, and the ghost of his old friend that he betrayed has been haunting him for what, 60 years?

Was it confirmed that the ghost was related to qCellbit? Like an ancestor, or was that just a headcanon? Because listen, if that ghost was qCellbit's grandpa or something, then everything about Spiderbit (all the way from when we first met Abueloier just became more tragic and hilarious)

So, I'm going to take the headcanon that the ghost in the prison was q!Cellbit's grandpa for my own timeline:

Ghostbit and Abueloier are individually arrested by the Federation in their 20s (???)

They meet in prison and become friends

They plan an escape together

As time goes on, Abueloier became paranoid and less trusting of Ghostbit

Just as when they're about to escape, Abueloier betrays and kills his beloved friend and is damned to a life sentence as a prisoner

After more than half a century has gone by, Abuleoier's grandson is engaged. He's heard some stuff about the guy, but he still wants to meet the guy his son is about to marry.

Then he meets qCellbit, and finds out he has the same voice and the same face as his old friend. How haunting is that?

Then qCellbit is just set on killing him and absolutely hates him (for all the right reasons ofc)

Isn't that just the most poetic form of karma? To be forever haunted by, not only the ghost of your old friend, but you also continue to see his face and be reminded about your betrayal in the man your grandson chose to love...

God, in every universe and timeline, Spiderbit is just doomed by the narrative, aren't they?

6 months ago
Does Anyone Else Also Think About The Fact That Fjv And Fcell Were Very Close Before Becoming "enemies"

does anyone else also think about the fact that fjv and fcell were very close before becoming "enemies"

7 months ago
Media Vita In Morte Sumus Quem Quaerimus Adjutorem Nisi Te, Domine, Qui Pro Peccatis Nostris Juste Irasceris?

Media vita in morte sumus quem quaerimus adjutorem nisi te, Domine, qui pro peccatis nostris juste irasceris? Sancte Deus, sancte fortis, sancte et misericors Salvator: amarae morti ne tradas nos.

1 year ago

btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Btw I’ve Found These Stretches From The WAK Blog Very Helpful When Knitting A Lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

2 years ago

*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal 

1 year ago

CELLBIT ROIER ISNT HAPPIER WITHOUT YOU

HE’S BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR SO LONG CELLBIT

CELLBIT

CELLBITTTTTT

CELLBIT ROIER ISNT HAPPIER WITHOUT YOU
5 months ago
Who Tf Did That Fucking Kitty Killed This Time🙄🙄🙄

who tf did that fucking kitty killed this time🙄🙄🙄

1 year ago

Reminds me of the time my trenchcoat belt got caught in an escalator at a con while I was dressed as The Question from Detective Comics. I was fine and it didn't damage my coat or the escalator too badly from all I know, but it scared me badly. I've been safer about the whole thing since.

I Didn’t Take Many Photos This Weekend, But You Can Enjoy This One That Made Me Laugh.

I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.

9 months ago
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