Diet Mountain Dew By Lana Del Rey Is My Equivalent To Oxygen

“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.”

— (via be-killed)

Me and my bestie are rewatching mvs from midnights and Speak Now TV to find the days to clown about for reputation tv

important reminders for writers

1. save your doc. please. 

2. have a backup doc for important chapters/parts of your story 

3. stretch if you’ve been sitting for too long. 

4. hydrate yourself. 

5. trim the nails of your working hand if you find it hard to type/write with long nails. 

6. write that idea down somewhere. no, you won’t remember it. jot it down please. 

7. read your doc once more before deciding that it’s good enough. 

8. if you have a friend who enjoys reading your stuff, share it with them! get feedback if you’re okay with it! 

9. read other people’s works!

And then there was one (1989 song left)

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

I'm so sad that my favorite teacher is retiring

She is such a real one

She literally made a new seating chart today and put me next to my crush

She's literally the best an I'm going to miss her so much

Easter Eggs in Music Videos (obviously not nearly close to all of them, but you get the point)

ME! Music video

-Snake turned into butterflies: corresponds to the YNTCD back tattoo

-Snake slithering on the Stones: corresponds to the lyric “snakes and stones never broke my bones”

-Christmas Tree: “we can leave the Christmas lights up til January”

-In the dialogue Taylor says “I cant talk to you when you’re like this”: lyric in false god

-“You need to calm down”: Song title

-Dixie Chicks in ME! = collab

-Taylor walks through clouds, referring to the lyrics “clearing the air, i breathed in the smoke”

-13 clouds

-Cloud resembled a snake chasing after her

-Taylor in the yellow suit = “The man” tease

-7 briefcases

-The scene with everyone in pantsuits is taking place on a street that looks/resembles Cornelia street

- Brendon looks out of the window alluding to the lyrics “staring out the window like I’m not you’re favorite town”

-London sky view/Big Ben: references to London in Lover

-Lover sign: Album name and song title

-Benji: reference to her new cat

-Cupid scene, an angel rolls her eyes = cruel summer lyric

-Cupid scene alluded to “The Archer”

-Cornelia Roses

YNTCD video references

-Dice cameo: “Devils roll the dice” & “The whole school is rolling fake dice”

-“Mom, I’m a rich man” quote alluding to The man

-Benji watch has 13 on it/became new merch!

-Back tattoo takes us back to the ME! Video where the snake turned into a butterfly

-Lover phone case: new merch

-13 gems on her sunglasses

-Cornelia roses alongside the pool

-16th Ave corresponding with “skipping down 16th Avenue”

-“Love letters only” mailbox: unveiled how she’d be releasing new lover days before release

-Hayley using the bow and arrow to hit the 5 target = “The Archer” being track 5

-13 necklace on

-Cruel summer tattoo on Ellen: song title

-7 people laying down in lawn chairs

-Katy + Taylor symbolic reference to their friendship, also possible reference to “its nice to have a friend” as the song title

-Ryan Reynolds is painting the stonewall inn

Lover music video

-Snow globe: “you two are dancing in a snow globe round and round”

-Lyric video in the attic

-Each room represents old era/past album

-Taylor is wearing Stella x Taylor collab in beginning

-Christian hangs up a photo on Benji

-Yellow room is upside down bc fearless completely flipped her life upside down

-Fishbowl references her life in the spotlight

-“Devils roll the dice, Angels roll their eyes” board game = cruel summer

-Scrabble pieces spell out Afterglow

-“Breakable heaven” board game = cruel summer

-New year’s day party = “there’s glitter on the floor after the party”

-13 candles on the cake

evelyn hugo and celia st. james 💚

no but really, the fact that everyone compares taylor to evelyn and jessica to celia st. james… this picture is too perfect. and taylor wore the green dress last night.

> What brings you joy? 💌

whenever someone notices hidden details about me, specially if I didn't notice it first

there's nothing that makes me happier than my books and stuffed animals <3

The smell of rain.

Getting the best table in a cafe.

Getting to use that esoteric knowledge.

A comfortable silence between you and a loved one.

Your favorite song turned up loud.

Sunsets and the smell of the ocean and the sound of the waves crashing

I love when we stretch, especially in the mornings, it’s so cute.

I love how we leave flowers for loved ones. Flowers are nature’s beauty and I think it’s a really sweet gesture

I Like how we journal. Like, we just write whatever we want just for ourselves to see.

I like the idea of a chair. It’s just like a piece of elevated ground for us to sit on.

I love mountains overlooking oceans or massive bodies of water.

I love putting Vaseline on my lips because they feel soft after.

I really really love books. I won’t go into it because so many already have.

I love photography and sculptures. Wowow, I looovee sculptures.

Starting a new notebook

Pens with *that* glide. Pen snobs know

Random acts of kindness

Seeing people achieve a goal - big or small, just seeing their face when they realise they did it

Light reflected on water - Moonlight, city lights, doesn’t matter

When someone *really* enjoys something I cooked/baked for them.

Feeling the sun on the back of my neck

The smell of fresh laundry… Oh! Fresh bed sheets

The way new books smell

One time, I had a really Really sweet raspberry. Like, this raspberry was probably the best thing I’ve ever had so far in my years of living. It was a cathartic experience, eating that raspberry.

watching my cat yawn (it’s adorable)

I love writing cursive t’s and I’s and I love when people say “crossing ts and dotting i’s”

i think jack o lanterns look cheerful

I really like the taste and texture of mushrooms (:

the sound of waves

i absolutely adore clementines (: i eat them till i get sick

I love eye contact. It makes me feel really human in a way I can’t describe. It makes me feel smiley and warm inside

I love looking at the moon or a cloud and thinking someone else is looking at the same thing I am right now while being so far away.

I love it when people make food for people, or just randomly bring over food, it’s such a cute way of caring.

I love when you look at someone and they look at you back and you’re just kinda squinting or raising your eye brows or smiling at each other.

I love when people do something cute or embarrassingly cute and you’re the only one that sees it

The warm sun on your skin after being in a cold building. Dancing. Storytelling. Iced coffee. Sunflowers. Thinking about Jesus. Poems that reach into your brain and pull your heart out. Mismatched teacups. Laughing until you cry. Texts from friends you haven’t heard from in a while. Notes in books from past owners. Summertime. Ballets. Dogs.

I love the feeling of sun on my skin

Your blog makes me happy

Watching rain turn to snow makes me happy

The smell of espresso makes me happy.

I love when people out of nowhere start whispering.

This one is kinda weird but I love when people have physical reactions like flinching ever so slightly or moving out of the way.

I love dough. And I love when I’m making dough I think back to people from many many years ago and I think about if they loved the soft, squishy feeling of dough as much as I do.

when my cat snores

when someone tries to hide a smile but can’t help it

when the air smells different in spring

when I close my eyes with the window down in the car and let the breeze and sun hit my face while a good song plays on the radio

when the light changes in my bedroom as day turns to night

daydreaming

writing

Had this thought while showering but I love our skin. And I love the fact that there is probably a horse with an almost exact skin colour as myself and everyone

lifes kinda crappy but i make bread from scratch and give it to people i love. and im always looking forward to the next time i can take a walk in nature.

Writing on my journal snuggling my cozy blanket

Playing Sudoku on my phone with EDM on the background

Hugging one of my six cats, or the six of them!!!

“Seriously, Hun, I've been spending the last 8 months of my life asking to myself this question, because I realized I knew what I dislike, hate or feel uncomfortable... But I wasn't that suuure about what my "happiness" is. Now I feel like happiness is the choice I make that give me either freedom, inner peace or a spark of joy... So I see happiness in almost every decision I make through the day”

sunsets at the beach. The salt in the air. The sound of seagulls and the stars

the moon makes me really happy

The pitter patter of rain against my window

Freshly baked bread

𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫: リボーン (reborn) | Taylor Swift

// reputation as a comic book

in the death of her reputation, she felt truly alive.