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obi wan having his big talk introduction ™ with luke : ahhh, you're a great kid, you'll be an awesome jedi just like your dad, don't worry about it lukey ☺️☺️☺️

yoda: oh you think you got what it takes to be a jedi, you impatient bitchass pussy? smh you're just like your bastard father, virgin loser. listen, i run these streets of dagobah and i don't even know this yoda guy you're talking about, weirdo. now, i'm gonna steal your food, you're gonna eat some gross ass food i'll cook and then give me twenty headstands. matter of fact, make it forty and i might let you speak to your dead mentor. capisce blondie?

the reason obi wan is so oldest child is because he has the uncanny oldest child ability to turn his deepest darkest feelings into what sounds like a sarcastic joke

"Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order." NOTHING WILL EVER CONVINCE ME THAT WAS JUST STALLING WTF

everyone calls obi wan space jesus when shmi literally immaculately conception'ed anakin! he is canon space jesus!

i hate when some bitch tries to say that tcw (2008) anakin is too different from movie anakin that it makes the show unrealistic and unenjoyable cause like:

a) it does not, anakin is placed as a now confident jedi knight into an active war zone, given opportunities and liberties he wasn't allowed before, obviously he's gonna appear more cocky/self-assured that Hayden Christensen's portrayal as in aotc, anakin was plagued with his visions of his mother's death and in rots, what with the beginnings of his fall, he's too busy succumbing to be his true self. He's basically in his prime in the clone wars, probably also due to the added world building - all these characters around him that he obviously cares about, help flesh out this character in ways the movies neglected. TCW anakin is happy and (despite being in war) less tormented with the possibilities of his loved one's deaths. Of course he's gonna be different, but it's still realistic, you just have to think logically why

b) sometimes i pretend its a fixit 😔

pro shippers genuinely scare me like how do you see a family and go "cute, but let's make them have steamy incest sex"

i just love jily so much

multishipping is extremely valid. i support multishipping wholeheartedly. but if jily isn't one of the ships u multi?? yeah that's when i'm gonna raise my eyebrows.

oh em gee yes

obi wan has turned me into a multi shipper i fear he has too much chemistry with anyone.

satine? adorable, love them, my doomed babies.

quinlan vos? yes please, mr insane jedi + mr council jedi?? love love love to see obi almost explode from frustration.

cody? helloooooo?? yes, love them, commander x general, match made in heaven, my literal dads.

rex? .... not even that bad, read one fic and got convinced quickly.

ventress? oh boy, those two would have the freakiest dynamic the galaxy has ever seen

maul? ULTIMATE enemies to certainly-not-enemies-but-certainly-not-lovers-either

in conclusion, these are just some of the people manwhore!obiwan has chemistry with, and i think he should have been spayed for the republic's safety ❤️

when i say the holy mother of all, i'm not talking about mary , shoutout to shaak ti !!

Heart of a Traitor - Peter Pettigrew

What makes the heart of a traitor? Peter Pettigrew should know. It was, after all, the heart beating in his chest, pumping the traitorous blood that kept him alive. Lately, his heart rate has felt less human, more rat-like. He was more rat-like. Years of being Scabbers has taken an obvious toll on him. The Peter Pettigrew that called himself a marauder, studied James’ quidditch moves, gleefully cast aguamenti to wake up Sirius, and snuck down to the kitchens to feed Remus’ never-ending appetite, was scarcely there anymore. Being a Death Eater on the run would do that to you. Now he was constantly twitching, flinching at every movement and loud sound and (possibly worst of all) reduced to acting as a servant of the one and only Severus Snape. Sitting down miserably in his cellar after a long day of being belittled and listening to thinly disguised quips about his dignity and intelligence, he reminisced. Of his long-gone Hogwarts days; days of freedom and laughs and pranks and never-ending homework. Back when he was Pete, one of the marauders, the good guys. Those were easily the happiest times of his life, when things were simple and happiness seemed to be everflowing. 

plot of attack of the clones basically