Me When Someone Tries To Bring Up Something Extreme I Did/said But It Was Literally Three Whole Hours

In honor of the re-release of ROTS

finally, real literature 😈

when you finally get to a chapter with the most jaw dropping, mouth watering smut ever

HES FUNNY WDYM HES COMMITED WAR CRIMES NUH UH

an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

deleted scene from empire strikes back

(based off of this)

whatever you do, don't think about how the seven will never be fully together ever again even in wottg because now jason is gone and before that leo was gone so the only time they ever spent together was while desperately fighting for their lives and that they'll never just be friends hanging out and having fun!!! 😄😄

ahsoka would totally drink the most diabolical sweet sugary coffee ever, like one sip opens your third eye. and when mr anakin-black-coffee-is-strength accidentally takes a sip, he has to pretend that he isn't feining for another despite his proclaims of it being horrible

😈😈😈😈

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

darth vader canonically had a diary which he wrote in when he was sad no one remembered his birthday. that's it. send tweet.

oh my lord i need to be spayed

obi wan has turned me into a multi shipper i fear he has too much chemistry with anyone.

satine? adorable, love them, my doomed babies.

quinlan vos? yes please, mr insane jedi + mr council jedi?? love love love to see obi almost explode from frustration.

cody? helloooooo?? yes, love them, commander x general, match made in heaven, my literal dads.

rex? .... not even that bad, read one fic and got convinced quickly.

ventress? oh boy, those two would have the freakiest dynamic the galaxy has ever seen

maul? ULTIMATE enemies to certainly-not-enemies-but-certainly-not-lovers-either

in conclusion, these are just some of the people manwhore!obiwan has chemistry with, and i think he should have been spayed for the republic's safety ❤️