Soooon I Will Return

For the past few years there’s been this person who I send cute animal pics and memes back and forth with, we barley actually talk and can go months with our messaging and yet to me they are still a incredibly important friend. You never know how much you mean to some body.

So D&D black dragons are supposed to live in swamps, right? Pretty amphibious, live in swamps, lair in...

caves. With a main entrance and a back entrance.

In swamps.

I really have trouble with the idea that there's these dragon-sized caves in an area with such a high water table, y'know? We have to go through miles of swamp to reach this lair, it's not one little boggy place in a mountain valley otherwise filled with nice caves. And the cave has to have two entrances, too? I can believe in dragons, but not this geology.

So... maybe it's not geology. Because a lair in a marshy place with exacting design specifications sounds a lot like a totally natural thing --

A beaver lodge.

So now I have this new image of black dragons industriously gnawing down giant trees to construct their mighty swamp lairs, and I am so much happier.

phrasing of this is taking me out

Lemon cheesecake

Tfw your shapeshifter friend forgets how to turn back into a human and has a crisis

If you ever want to know what a little prick I was growing up. One time after many fights with my mum about a unclean room a tiny me was visited by the "Black Hole" a horrible monster that steals away all your things and only gives them back bit by bit if you behave. It took everything, every book, every toy. My room was striped down to nothing but white sheets and blank blankets. My response? I wrote its a love letter expressing my deep love and appreciation for the black hole... because now I would never have to clean my room again.

oh no!! They even made Lex Alex hot!! Look at this jerk I love him so much he's going to brake my heart so many times.

SNEAKY FELLAS  👀

want the shiny number rock

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